I do not own Naruto but I DO own the characters Genmaru, Nobuyuki, Yumi, Hareta, Suzuki, Sorami, Meiko, Akako, Kuromi and Tenko

Chapter 10: Exposed!

Our friends ran down the back alley.

"What does she want?" Kakuzu asked.

"We're kind of involved in a spat," Hareta replied.

"You know this girl," Izuno asked.

"Yeah. Pretty much."

Suddenly they came to a abandoned warehouse. They looked around.

The girl was gone.

"Hey!" a voice called.

They whipped around.

There were two girls standing there.

One had long, stringy, long jet-black hair. She wore orange-tinted shades and wore a long black skirt and long sleeve punk top. She was smoking a cigarette.

The other girl had hazel-colored, shoulder-length hair and had a mask over her mouth. She wore a long black skirt and a top with a skull on it. Her green eyes scanned Kakuzu and the others and from her covered mouth spewed a whole lot of profanity.

"What the [censored] are you [censored] doing on our territory she yelled!"

"Your territory?" Kakuzu asked.

"Yeah," the black haired girl said. "I'm Kuromi. Age 26."

"I'm Akako," the profaner girl said "Age 20."

"Oh no," Izuno gasped. "This is Akako and Kuromi, the famous yanki duo."

Suddenly, from behind them the girl from the mall appeared.

"Found you!"

"What the [censored]!," Akako spat. "Who the [censored] is she."

"[censored], I don't know," Kuromi said.

"Shut up," Kakuzu groaned.

"[censored], no!" Akako shouted.

Suddenly, the witch from before appeared.

"Oh no," Kakuzu groaned. "Not now of all times."

"Found ya!" the witch cheered.

She swooped down and tried to catch Hidan in her grasp but Kakuzu grabbed him just in time.

"Why are you attacking him?" Kakuzu asked. "Oh no. Because he's--Ugh! Great!"

"That's right!" she said.

She shot a blast of ice at Kakuzu and Hidan which they dodged.

The witch laughed as she shot ice all over barely missing everyone.

Then when they were about to be turned into living ice sculptures Kuromi shot at the witch.

She barely missed but got scared so disappeared crying.

"Kakuzu," Genmaru called.

"Yeah?" he asked.

"What just happened? Am I delirious or was that a witch."

"Well, why doesn't everyone come to our house for dinner."

Kakuzu looked at the three gang members they'd just met.

"All of you," he ended firmly.

So everyone left for the apartment and when they arrived Kakuzu told them the long story.

"So you want us to believe that you came from another world and that Hidan is pregnant," Izuno asked.

"Believe what you want," Kakuzu said. "But wasn't what you saw convincing enough."

Everyone except Izuno agreed.

"Impossible," Izuno said. "No law in science can explain this."

"Not everything can be explained by science," Fuyumi said. "Science can't explain how life began or how a person loves. Besides, Kakuzu-kun's explanation explains my reading of new birth."

"Bang!"

Hidan's head hit the table as before.

Kakuzu patted his back.

"You get embarrassed so easily, Hidan," he told him.

Hidan just moaned.

"I believe it," Genmaru said. "It does explains why Hidan-kun's sick most of the time."

"Fine with me," Nobuyuki smiled.

"Yeah," Yumi cheered.

"I believe it," Sorami said.

"We expected that, Sorami-chan," Sasori said.

"Me too," Meiko agreed.

"I guess," Hareta said.

Suzuki nodded.

"We have no choice," Akako said. "Even if it sounds like [censored]."

Kuromi nodded.

"Fine," Izuno said, a sudden light flashing in his eyes. "This could be fun."

The girl from the mall just stood there.

"What about you no name?" Kakuzu asked.

"I'm not 'no name'!" she shouted. "My name is Tenko and I'm 20 years old. I'm part of a dangerous gang so I suggest you leave me alone."

"Do you believe us?"

"Yes. That gives me more of a reason to leave."

She started out.

"Wait!" Meiko called.

She ran over.

"Look at your leg!" Meiko cried. "It's bleeding."

"And?" Tenko asked.

"It might be bad."

She reached out to touch it.

"Get away from me!" she yelled and slapped Meiko's hand.

Meiko backed up to Kakuzu and grabbed his arm in fear.

"She's right, Tenko-chan," Sasori said. "It could get infected."

"She has a cut on her face too," Hidan said.

"Oh, she does."

"Get away!" Tenko yelled. "And don't call me Tenko-chan you retards!"

"We were just trying to help," Hidan said.

"So don't. I don't need it."

"Why you…"

Hidan got up ready to punch her.

"Hidan, don't," Kakuzu warned, grabbing him and pulling him down to his seat. "Remember your baby."

"But she's such a--," Hidan started.

"I know what she is."

"Fine."

Tenko growled and began to walk out when she tripped banging her head on the wall.

"Ouch!" she cried.

"Serves you right, [censored]," Akako said.

"Shut up!"

"You shut up!"

"Stop it," Sasori ordered.

He kneeled beside Tenko.

"Let me see," he said.

"I don't need your help!" Tenko snapped.

"We don't need to be charged with murder. We are not letting you out this house. You'll sleep here tonight."

Tenko cursed.

Now everyone left and Izuno and Fuyumi gave Kakuzu their phone number. Kakuzu forced Akako and Kuromi to give theirs' up. It would be an odd life from now on.

Kuromi and Akako's names are actually supposed to be slightly funny for Akako means "red child" and Kuromi means "beautiful black." Red and black. Hot and cold. XD Tenko is a pun because it means "angel child" and Tenko is no angel. A "yanki" is a Japanese thug such as Arisa Uotani is in Fruits Basket. There are pics of the OCs on my profile if you want to see. Thanks for reading.

~Katsuki Shizenno