Jack dropped his bread into the toaster and waited, leaning against the bench. After twenty seconds the toast popped. It was burnt. Jack removed it, threw it in the bin, and took another piece of bread and put it in. It burnt. This time Jack froze the bread and threw it at Toothless. Toothless hissed at Jack and backed out the door. "Stupid cat!" Jack muttered and dropped another piece of bread into the toaster. It burnt. So did the next one. And the one after that. By the last piece of bread Jack was infuriated. Therefore, he did the logical thing and froze the toaster.
"Hiccup!" he yelled, "The toaster's broken."
He heard footsteps, "That's fine, we can always…"
Hiccup stopped, seeing the frozen block of toaster, "Jack, not again."
"What? It was burning my toast. It was broken!" Jack exclaimed.
Hiccup squinted through the ice, "You had it on seven, of course it burnt your stupid toast. Ever heard of a thing called problem solving?"
"Shut up Hiccup, how was I supposed to know your stupid toaster was broken?"
"But its not broken! Well…" Hiccup flicks the ice, "it wasn't."
"Just because I can't use your stupid human appliances."
"And there it is again."
"There's what?"
"That stupid super-human arrogance thing you do where you act like you don't understand "human" things…"
"I do not do that!"
"You do, you do it all the time!"
"You're just jealous because I'm immortal and I can fly."
"You are ridiculous Jack, I'm leaving. Come on Toothless." He motioned to the cat and it followed him, looking back resentfully at Jack.
Hiccup walked outside and sat on the bench in the park across from the house. Jack walked to the window and looked down at him. He made it snow heavily just where Hiccup was sitting. It didn't take Hiccup long to realise that it was Jack.
"Can you not!" he yelled up through the open window.
An old woman walking with her poodle looked at him yelling at nothing and raised an eyebrow, walking away very quickly. Hiccup looked across at Jack and rolled his eyes. Jack smiled and froze Hiccup to the bench. Hiccup groaned.
"I don't need you!" He called out, "I can just talk to Toothless."
Jack froze the cat.
"You are so immature, do you just freeze everything that annoys you?"
Jack froze Hiccup from the neck down.
"Ha, ha, very funny Jack. Defrost me, now. I'm going to get frostbite and die. Humans aren't supposed to be frozen."
"Impractical." Jack mumbled.
"Can you please just defrost me now."
"I actually can't defrost things you know."
Hiccup sighed.
"Fine then," Jack called, "I'll prove that I can problem solve. Where's your hairdryer?"
"I don't have a…"
"Its fine I found it."
It took Jack ten minutes to slowly defrost Hiccup with the hairdryer.
Later, Hiccup sat under a blanket in front of the heater, shivering insistently.
"I would have died Jack."
"I would never do that to my favourite boyfriend."
Hiccup sighed.
Jack came and sits next to him, slinging an arm around his waist. Hiccup leaned into Jack, nuzzling his head into the crook of Jack's neck. He shivered and pulled away, "Um… maybe not."
Jack smiled and picked up the remote, pointing it at the television and clicking the button. It didn't turn on. He tried again, getting more and more agitated every time he clicked it.
"No Jack… Stop! Don't…"
Jack froze the television.
"Ja-ack…" Hiccup says, rolling his eyes.