Two weeks later, while they were still unpacking their things there was a knock at the door.
Hiccup raised an eyebrow, "Did you invite Jamie over again?"
Jack shook his head.
Hiccup walked to the door and opened it. Astrid. Hiccup smiled at her and ushered her in.
They were sitting on the couch when the potential of the situation occurred to Hiccup. After that day with Jamie, Hiccup has been plotting his revenge. And Astrid can't see Jack. He smiled warmly and moved closer to Astrid, slinging an arm around her shoulder.
"So Astrid, how are you these days?"
Jack looked confused at his tone.
"Yeah, um, fine. How are you?"
"You know, good."
Jack glared at him and crossed his arms.
"So Hiccu…" Astrid started.
"Astrid why don't we move into another room, you know, more privacy."
"Hiccup there's no one else in your flat, going into another room isn't going to be any more private."
"I'm here too you idiot." Jack said.
Astrid and Hiccup walked into the kitchen, "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Astrid hissed.
"Can you please just go with it."
"I don't get it? For who, we're alone."
What Hiccup really wanted to say is that he is trying to make his invisible spirit boyfriend jealous but he knows that Astrid is a very judgmental person and would probably think that he'd gone off the deep end.
"I will pay you to do it."
Astrid nodded slowly, slightly worried at why Hiccup wanted to do this so much, but doing it all the same. They walked into the lounge room.
"Yeah Astrid we should do that some time. Because spending time with you is my favourite thing in the whole world."
Astrid glared at him, "Me too, honey."
"Hiccup what are you doing?" Jack snarled.
"Because Astrid you're just soooo pretty."
"I hate you!" Jack called.
Astrid fought the urge to punch Hiccup right then and there. "Not as pretty as you," she managed to grind out.
Hiccup smiled and stoked Astrid's hand gently. Jack walked right up and stood in front of Hiccup, then when he didn't react, sat on his lap.
Hiccup smiled painfully at Astrid, "So, do you like my new flat?"
Astrid smiled back, "Yeah, its nice, its really big too. Don't you get lonely being all alone, late late at night." Astrid said dramatically, she was starting to have some fun with this.
"I do Astrid, I do. I sometimes miss having an intelligent conversation with anybody, because I definetly get none of that. At all. Ever."
Jack pinched Hiccup's leg. Hiccup winced slightly but retained his previous expression, one of massively over dramatized adoration.
"Sorry Hiccup, but I think… I have to go now, I…. have um, things to do."
"Oh I'm so sorry that you have to go. We should meet up some time."
"Oh yeah… I would… um… love that."
"Bye Astrid." Hiccup grabed her and kissed her on the cheek.
"Hiccup you just went too far!" Jack yelled.
"Hey, you were the one having sex with Jamie in the middle of our lounge room."
"It wasn't sex! It was yoga!"
"It was sex."
Astrid raised an eyebrow at Hiccup and backed slowly down the stairs, extremely worried for the sanity of her best friend.
"She's so hot!" Hiccup said unconvincingly.
Jack scoffed, "You are so gay, soooo gay."
Hiccup pouted, "I could like girls too. If I wanted to."
"Yeah but you don't." Jack whispered, kissing him gently.
"You're supposed to be jealous! Not kissing me! I was just flirting with my ex-girlfriend! I even kissed her! I don't get it."
"But no one could resist all of this."
"You stole my quote. That's what I say!"
"It's kind of catchy, I like it."
Hiccup pouted, glaring at Jack.
"Oh, Hic. You're so cute."
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