I do not own Naruto but I DO own the all the OCs
A/N: As you can see I fixed the chapter numbers. Sorry for the mistake. Enjoy this exciting chapter. ^.^
Chapter 15: Shinzouko Appears!
Hidan, Kakuzu and Sasori had just finished taking care of some business in Tokyo and were riding down the street headed home.
"Hey, Kakuzu," Hidan called from the back seat.
"What?" Kakuzu asked.
"Um, I'm kind of hungry."
"And why are you telling me this?"
"Well, I was kind of hoping we could have Italian. You know, from Francesca."
"What!?"
Kakuzu swerved and almost hitting another car.
"Oh my gosh, what are you doing?!" Sasori yelled. "Hidan is in the back seat!"
"Sasori, I know!" Kakuzu said. "Just shut up."
He turned to face Hidan.
"Wow," Hidan mused. "All I said was Fr--"
"Don't say it!" Kakuzu yelled. "It's way too expensive."
"Kakuzu," Sasori said. "You haven't really given Hidan anything lately."
"I know. Like I said, too expensive."
"At least he hasn't had a craving for lobst--"
Kakuzu slapped his hand over Sasori's mouth.
"Do you want me to have a heart attack?" he asked, lowering his hand from Sasori's mouth.
"No, at least, not a the moment," Sasori said. "Why?"
"That would give me a heart attack. Don't give him that idea."
"Regardless of whatever you guys are talking about," Hidan said. "I'm hungry."
"Kakuzu," Sasori repeated.
"Fine!" Kakuzu yelled. "If you guys are gonna keep nagging I have no choice. Goodness! Sasori is like a nagging wife!"
"Shut up or I'll marry you," Sasori teased.
So they left to go to Francesca's.
Kakuzu was sitting at the table growling while they waited for their food.
"Stop moping, Kakuzu," Sasori said.
"I repeat, shut up," Kakuzu snarled.
"I'm just surprised you gave in Kakuzu," Hidan said. "That's an awfully big change of heart. Usually you'd just decapitate me."
"I can't do that right now," Kakuzu said flatly.
"Well, I suppose that's true, but still. You didn't have to give in."
"It seems someone has a softer side than we all know," Sasori said.
"Don't bother me or we're leaving," Kakuzu ordered.
Hidan and Sasori smiled but shut up.
Suddenly Hidan noticed a familiar lacey figure walking by the window.
He knocked on it.
The young woman turned around, smiled and began walking towards the door.
He was right; it was Erena.
She was soon sitting with them.
"Fancy seeing you guys here," Erena said.
"Really," Sasori agreed. "I thought you were cleaning the apartment."
"We're out of milk. I'm getting some."
"Oh."
"Hidan's cravings are gonna kill me," Kakuzu groaned, abruptly.
"Kakuzu-sama looks unhappy," Erena said.
"Money," Sasori replied.
"Oh, okay."
"What about Kakuzu's money?" a familiar voice asked.
They all looked up to see Taemi.
"Oh, Taemi-san," Erena said.
"What about Kakuzu's money?" she reiterated.
"Kakuzu doesn't want to pay for the food," Sasori explained.
Taemi sat down next to Kakuzu.
"Show me the menu," she said.
Kakuzu handed one to her and she scanned it nodding.
She pulled out a calculator, pressed a few numbers talking to him occasionally and then showed Kakuzu.
"Now, see?" she said to him.
Kakuzu nodded approval.
"What?" Hidan asked.
"It's money," Taemi replied. "You'd never understand."
Hidan rolled his eyes.
"Well, we might as well order, ne, Erena-san?"
"Okay, then," Erena agreed.
After a small while everyone had their food and were happy, Hidan being the happiest.
"Is everything okay?" the waitress asked.
She had an odd appearance.
She had long icy bluish-white hair and ice-blue eyes that stared deep into your soul.
She looked so unusual that everyone stared for a few minutes before Erena answered, "Yes, it's fine."
"Good," the waitress cackled.
"What?"
"Lightening-Quick Knockout!"
Suddenly electric blasts shot from her hand and all the people in and around the restaurant except Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori, Erena and Taemi were knocked out cold.
"What the [censored]?" Hidan said.
The waitress cackled and transformed her outfit turning it into a black witches outfit.
"A witch?!" everyone asked.
"Wait!" Hidan said. "I thought--"
"You thought we were gone because you killed that silly apprentice witch?" the witch asked.
She laughed evilly.
"And you thought she was trouble," she said. "Well get ready for some real trouble. Listen up! I'm Shinzouko. Dangerous witch number 1!"
Everyone stood up, Erena readying her guns.
Shinzouko walked over to them swinging her hips.
"Ooh," she said, touching Kakuzu cheek. "You're kind of cute."
She kissed his cheek.
Kakuzu tried to punch her but she teleported, dodging it. Kakuzu's punch hit a table sending it flying.
"Ooh, baby," Shinzouko crooned. "Don't be so touchy."
Kakuzu growled.
Erena shot at the witch but she put up a force field. The blast from Erena's huge gun knocked Shinzouko back into some dishes which cut her.
She got up snarling.
"Why you little--!" she growled.
Suddenly Kakuzu smacked the witch.
She released a huge blast of lightning at him.
Kakuzu sank to the ground in pain.
"Ah, Kakuzu-sama!" Erena yelled.
Everyone went to his side.
"It's okay," Kakuzu coughed. "I'm alive."
Hidan threw a knife at Shinzouko.
"Heh," she said. "You'd best not mess with me."
She shot another blast of lightning.
It was about to hit Hidan but Kakuzu protected him.
Kakuzu winced.
"Kakuzu!" Hidan yelled.
He got on his knees next to him.
"Are you okay?" he asked.
Kakuzu got up, wincing.
He punched the Shinzouko unmercifully.
The witch fell to the ground grabbing her ribcage, blood dripping from her mouth.
"Ugh!" she groaned. "When I come back, you are all going to get it."
With this she disappeared.
When she left her spell began to wear off. The people were regaining consciousness.
"C'mon," Sasori whispered, gesturing for them to follow. "Before they wake up."
With this they all snuck out before anyone knew and left.
A/N: Pictures of all Erena, Taemi and Shinzouko are on my profile. Shinzouko is pronounced "sheen zoh koh."
Hope you enjoyed. :)
~Katsuki Shizenno