RyoheixReader.

Requested by: Originalatorian

Disclaimer: I do not own Reborn, or cheesy CPR scenes.

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"EXTREME! I, Ryohei Sasagawa, will go swimming to the extreme! To the limit!" You watched in amusement as the extreme boxer ran to the diving board and jumped off in his own eccentric way. He stayed underwater for a minute, then resurfaced, exclaiming," That was an EXTREMELY refreshing swim!"

"Ryohei," you began, walking over to the edge of the pool," You do remember that I'm supposed to be teaching you CPR, right?" Ryohei nodded enthusiastically.

"That's right! Should I call you ______-sensei?"

"Do whatever you want, but get out of the pool now. I can't teach you in water, or you'll probably drown." Ryohei nodded again, and got out of the pool quickly. He shouted," I shall learn CPR to the EXTREME!" You facepalmed.

'What have I gotten myself into...?'

"Okay, I'll be the victim, and you can be the rescuer." You lay down on a dry towel and motioned for your eager pupil to kneel next to you. Cold water droplets splashed onto you as he did so.

"The first step is to check if your victim is breathing or not," You told him," You can see if their chest is rising and falling, or if you feel them breathing out air." You blushed a bit when you saw Ryohei staring at your chest, trying to see the rise and fall as oxygen passed through your lungs. Surely that red tint on his face was just from the sun?

"Next, give them 2 slow breaths while pinching the nose. Tilt the head back a bit so the air can pass through easily."

"I think I got it, sensei! May I try to the extreme?!" You nodded.

"You can skip the breathing part."

"You got it, ______-sensei!"

Slightly cold fingers (still wet from the short swim) gently tugged your head back. They lightly pinched your nose as a pair of warm, soft lips met yours. All thoughts of CPR were erased from your mind the second they did. Maybe they were gone from Ryohei's mind as well, because his fingers slid to cup your chin, with one finger stroking your cheek.

'Oh, screw CPR.' You decided, and wrapped your arms firmly around his neck.

After a few moments of holding each other tightly and kissing, you broke apart. Ryohei was grinning at your flushed face.

"That was some EXTREME CPR, ______-sensei!"

Insert sweatdrop here.

L-chan: OMIGOSH, I JUST WANNA KILL MY *BEEEEEEEEEP* COMPUTER RIGHT NOW.

Computer: *shuts off*

L-chan: Waaaaahh!! NO, I love you sooooo much!!!

Computer: *turns back on*

L-chan: =D (*#%^&*DAMN YOU!!(^%$%^&*)

So, due to a virus attack (SWINE FLU!!!!) on this computer, I've had no chance of updating anything whatsoever for the past...what, a week?

I know that everyone who's requested something, and who wants to request something (still closed!) wants to kill me for not getting it done by now, but have pity on me! I've got three tests, four exams, two projects, and three worksheets to do- all in the month of November!! T_T In fact, I'm off to the library soon for the whole afternoon to get some studying and work done! 8D *nerd snort*

To the extreme sorrow of my poor Stawberry Pocky-chan, Chocolate Pocky was the winner of the last RQ. But that's fine with me, because I think that Chocolate rocks too! XD

The RQ of this drabble is: Do you ever feel like killing your computer, too? *sneaking up to computer with a steel hammer*