Last chapter I based Nny's conversation with Jo with Nny's conversation with Edgar! Micah the Homicidal Maniac was the only who got that, and if other people got it but didn't review...THEN YOU DON'T GET A MENTION! And if you did realize AND reviewed...well...I forgive you.

Time for Dib! I have only one thing to say, look away Invader Nav, look away...


Okay, I'm hot on his trail. Don't lose him this time Jen. I was following a boy by the name of Dib. He isn't an average human, I could tell. Not only that, his head was WAY to big for a regular human anyway. My long black trench coat was blowing in the wind as I ran, my jet black hair whipped around my face. I looked up from my notebook.

"HE'S GONE!", I yelled angrily

I whipped around to go home, but I was met face to face with...Dib. (A/N: How did he get there?)

"Why are you always following me?", he asked

I couldn't think of anything to say. He raised an eyebrow at me and waited for me to respond.

"W-what are you?", was all I could manage to say.

"Um...human...my name's Dib...Why exactly are you always following me?" (A/N: STALKER!)

"Sorry...I thought you were some sort of..."

"What?"

"I don't know...alien, ghost,BIG FOOT! Except with a big head." (A/N: LIKE A HIPPO, THAT HEAD!)

"MY HEADS NOT B-wait...you believe in the paranormal?"

"Ever since I was a baby. By the way, my name's Jen."

"WOW! Another believer! Have you've ever heard of the Swollen Eyeball Network? My name is Agent Mothman. It's a really cool Network were-"

"I know what it is...I'm a member. I am Agent Fire Spirit. And you really shouldn't be talking about them out loud...it's suppose to stay a secret..." (A/N: I think Dib has told like...10 people already...)

"Right...secret...I have a bad habit of saying things out loud."

"Really? Me too." (A/N: Me Too!...nope...)

"Do you wan't to help me spy on this alien named Zim?"

"There's an alien...here?"

Dib grabbed my hand and pulled me off to Zim's house.

Hours Later

"I've finally got enough evidence to prove that Zim's an alien! And it's thanks to you Mary Sue...I mean Jen!", Dib said excitedly

"Your welcome Dib!", I said, dragging tied-up-Zim along the hard ground.

"Once the Eyeball Network sees this, they'll have to believe me!"

"It wasn't that hard actually, I already magically knew exactly what to do." (A/N: Psh...show off)

"This is great! Together we'll make a great team!", Dib said, his face glowing with pride.

"LET ME GO FILTHY HUMANS!", Zim shouted angrily, of course, I didn't let him go.


Jen and Dib later went on to kill werewolves, capture Bigfoot, and take over the Irken race. Zim...well he got dissected and died. Just to make one thing clear, all of these chapters are separate stories, so in this, Zim doesn't have his Mary Sue. BUT it will all come together in the last chapter. Up next is the Tallest! Also, this was kind off...a very slow love for Dib, I wasn't going to make them kiss because Dib is only in what...5th grade? I know this was short but that's kind of the point, it shows how fast Mary Sue's work their magic!...No I'm lying, it's short because ninjas came to my house and threatened me, if I didn't listen, they would banish me to Narnia...but is that really a bad thing? Don't forget to review!