Hi guys! Sorry about taking so long to update, no I was not on vacation, I was to busy studying for Finals at school! I didn't even have time to go on the computer at all! Actually, I should be studying now, but during classes I was writing down this chapter in my free time, so, when I finished it I thought I should just type it up really fast, AND I DID! But, if it makes you happy I will sit in the corner for the rest of this chapter. So now, I give you, Doughnut Love!
Doughnut Love
The two beautiful female Irkens walked down the long hallway. As the Massive's finest doughnut chefs, they got a lot of respect, and the fact that they were almost as tall as the Tallest themselves helped. They were walking back to the kitchen when Pink, munching on a doughnut, stopped.
"Hey…I think I forgot to turn off the oven."
Yellow froze, she had told Pink to turn off the oven hours ago. You see, Pink didn't have a lot of brains (A/N: LIKE PURPLE), that is why Yellow and Pink were always seen together, so Yellow could stop her from doing something stupid… like forgetting to turn off the oven. Instead of scolding Pink for being a moron, she sprinted down the hallway, leaving Pink to munch on her snack. When Yellow burst into the kitchen she almost fainted, 1,597 doughnut were somewhere in the thick fog of smoke. These doughnuts were for celebrating the Tallest's ingenious plan for getting rid of Zim. Yellow and Pink never really got why the Tallest had been so mean to Zim. He had always been so loyal, stupid, but loyal. (A/N: Oh, and the fact that he blew up half of his planet too.) But this was no time for pitying other Irkens, Yellow quickly ran into the cloud of smoke and turned the oven off. Just then, Pink walked in and sighed, "Now look what you did…" Yellow only growled.
"YEAH, BRING ON THE DOUGHNUTS!" yelled Tallest Purple. After feasting on snacks for over an hour, the Almighty Tallest were ready for their last course, the doughnuts. A tall (A/N: But not as tall as the Tallest of course.) Irken walked up to Red and whispered something, and angry look sweped across his face. As he turned to talk to his excited friend, Purple's face went from a 'super-happy-kid-with-candy' look to a 'kid-that-just-got-his-candy-taken-away-and-replaced-with poison' look.
"You're an idiot!" Yellow scolded Pink, as they went to meet their fate.
Pink sighed, "Well how was I supposed to know to turn off the oven?"
Yellow did not bother to answer, she stopped at two huge doors and waited for the guards to let her in. She shivered as the doors opened and the Tallest stood waiting for them.
"Are you the Irkens who burned our dough-wow…you two are tall, aren't you?" said Purple
Yellow was to stunned to speak, she had thought the Tallest would have been angrier. But Pink jumped at the opportunity to say something, "Yep, we sure are, AND we are the best doughnut makers in the universe. So if you kill us you would also be killing the best doughnuts in the universe!". Yellow was sure glad Pink said something, because now the Tallest were thinking hard.
Purple pulled Red out of earshot, "We shouldn't kill them, I still really want those doughnuts."
"Yeah, and I feel like if we kill them, we would be ruining a great plot in an amazing story.", answered Red, Purple nodded in agreement.
Red walked up to Pink, "What are your names?"
"I'm Yellow and this is Pink."
"Well, it's your lucky day, we have decided not to kill you, congratulations.", said Purple, walking up to them.
Yellow and Pink kept on making doughnuts for the Tallest, then, one day, they decided to ask the Tallest a question.
"Why do you find it so funny to torture Zim?" asked Yellow, handing Red a doughnut. (A/N: That is probably the hundredth time I wrote doughnut…)
"Because…um…it's fun!" said Purple with his mouth full.
"Well you shouldn't do that, IT'S MEAN!" Yelled Pink
Purple turned to Red, "OMG there so perfect and even though we're the Tallest we, like, totally think they're hot and are going to stop torturing Zim!" (A/N: That was a present to 'Tallest Red', I was reading my reviews when I saw 'Tallest Red's' comment and I thought it HALARIOUS, so 'TALLEST RED' GETS A COOKIE AND A FLYING MONKEY!)
Then, penguins flew around the room and confetti fell from the sky!
*Gets up from the corner* There you go! I might not be updating for a while because of school *cries* so cheer me up by reviewing! Up next is Mmy!…This will be hard to write…
