Chapter 14: Trixie the Trickster
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WOOF WOOF WOOF! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT..." Clint and Nat's voices sounded from the shower. Tony sighed.
"You know we should not allow this. That is our thing," he said to Steve. Since they had returned to their human forms, they had been teased by everyone on the team and from SHIELD nonstop. Even the galaga-guy. It was not fun! Steve took it all with a smile, but then again he wasn't the pink one. He was at the moment behind Tony rubbing the tense knots out of his back.
"I mean that witch was dangerous! We could have been killed... or worse... turned into eggplants. The worst part is she took a piss all over the last piece of dignity I had left!" He heard Steve strangle a laugh.
"Oh Tony, don't take it so personal! It could have been so much worse."
"Seriously? Doesn't it bother you at all. I mean you are pretty much build of dignity?" Steve laughed dryly and started working Tony's shoulders, making him hum in pleasure.
"I don't know. I kind of gave up my dignity when I agreed on letting you corrupt me. And it wasn't that bad, I mean she didn't hurt us, and it was pretty interesting to be a dog for a day."
"Stop being optimistic. She made me pink!" Steve really couldn't strangle the laugh this time. Tony turned and glared at him. Steve just smiled sheepishly and leaned in to peck him on the cheek. Tony sighed.
"I don't know about you, but I'm not going to just let this go! I think we should have a long talk with that witch. With our fists!"
"Tony... It's not nice to hit a woman..."
"Steve... It's not nice to turn a man into a pink poodle either. Also think about Wolverine. He doesn't even know she's evil..."
"I don't think she's evil," Steve cut in.
"But you are right. We should figure out who she is and what she's up to. And what the whole nasty business with SHIELD is about." Tony nodded.
"Should we tell Logan?"
"Let's find the witch first."
"And how do we do that. Do you even have a plan?" Steve's face cracked in a broad grin. He tugged a flyer out of his pocket and handed it to Tony.
"Tony... I am the star spangled man with a plan... what do you think?" Tony quickly read the flyer. When he was done he lifted an eyebrow.
"So Trixie the Trickster, huh?"
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Tony had been to a lot of parties. Some was boring, some was wild, some was illegal and some was ridiculously fancy, but when the double door to the big basement under the industrial building opened he was breathless. This was definitely over the top. A crowd of girls and some boys dressed in sparkling clothes and fairy wings was dancing like it was the last night on earth. The music was deafening and sounded like something not from this earth and the lights was shining in bright, laser like colors. He then noted a stage with a golden stripperpole. A pole that SHE was working expertly wearing something green and sparkling that didn't really cover her body.
"There she is..." Tony growled and started stomping towards her, with Steve in his heels.
"I'm going to rip her apart!"
"I don't think that kind of violence is the right approach, Tony."
"Shut up, Steve!"
The witch didn't notice them before Tony was stuffing 20 dollars into her green glitter thong, with a death glare. But then things started to get interesting. Instead of looking shocked or scared the witchs face lit up into a bright smile, that didn't even look insidious at all. Steve answered the smile with a hesitant, awkward one. And then he looked at Tony with eyes about to fall out of his head. The witch wrapped her legs around the pole and swung around it without using her hands, her smooth back arched in a beautiful bow. When she was facing them again (this time upside down), she talked.
"Hey boys!" she purred.
"I'm so happy that you found me."
"Yeah... you shouldn't be! We have a great deal of unfinished business with you, lady! Poodles? Seriously?! What the fuck!" The witch grinned and placed her hands on the floor and released her legs from the pole, swinging up so she was standing on her hands. After a moment she flipped around in the air landing gracefully on Tony's lap. The audience broke out in wild cheers.
"Ooh so you didn't like being a dog?"
"For fucks sake! You made me pink you psyko lady! And you attacked us with our back turned! That's unsporting!" Steve nodded in agreement.
"Yes very unsporting!"
"So not cool!" The witch laughed and made a big deal out of lifting her hand and stroking Tony's cheek.
"So what are you boys gonna do about it? Cry?" Tony removed her hand in a firm movement.
"We actually thought more about beating you up..." The witch sighed.
"Oh you wouldn't beat up a girl would you?"
"Oh yes we would!" Steve raised an awkward finger.
"Well I wouldn't... unless it was a villain... and I guess you're kinda villainish... I mean..." Tony rolled his eyes.
"You're not helping, Spangles. Try being a little more badass. Couldn't you... you know... engage the cap-mode?"
"It doesn't really work that way. I can't force it..."
"Great... You were more intimidating as a blue poodle..."
"I'm sorry..."
"Hey boys? Maybe we should... take this discussion someplace more private?" the witch whispered. Tony got up in a violent movement almost throwing the witch off him.
"I'm on that!" he exclaimed. The witch nodded and led them through the dance floor, behind the bar and into a store room away from curious glances. Tony smirked as the door closed behind them and started cracking his knuckles in a threatening way.
"So should we get this over with?" he asked with a rough voice. Steve sighed.
"Tony... I really don't think this is a good idea..." Steve started.
"Guys..."
"Shut up Steve. She deserves an ass whooping," Tony answered a bit irritated.
"Hey guys? Guys! It's me..."
"It's not that. It's just. You are not wearing your suit, and if she's a witch from asgard or something, then she might be a bit dangerous. And if you are starting the fight I am not going to come and save you when she is beating you to pieces."
"Are you doubting my strenght, you cheeky little prick?" Tony yelled.
"GUYS!"
"WHAT?" Steve and Tony answered in one annoyed voice. The synchronically turned towards the witch. Or what had been the witch just a second ago.
"I am trying to reveal my secret identity, you useless pheasants!" Loki exclaimed while making dramatic arm movements.
"LOKI!" The excited screams that fell from all of the three men in the storeroom were not manly. Even less manly was the way they all jumped up and down while flapping their hands like tiny tiny wings. They ended up in a warm and tight group hug.
"Oh Loki! We have missed you so much!" Steve said while crushing the pale man wearing nothing but glitter lingerie.
"But seriously! Poodles? What the fuck!" Tony said. He really tried to sound mad, but failed a bit.
"Well... I had to. I wanted my wolf back! Well I still want my wolf back." Loki said and shrugged. He walked over and found a pair of black, tight fitting jeans he pulled over the thong.
"And then you escaped. I suppose I should turn you into eggplants now," he said and winked at them.
"You wouldn't dare..." Tony said. Not completely succeeding in hiding the fear in his voice. Loki grinned like a devil.
"Don't tempt me..."
"Don't worry Tony... Loki won't hurt us," Steve said softly while patting Tony on the head. The inventor was not amused.
"So I suppose that you two are together now?" Loki asked with a smirk.
"Yeah we are," Steve answered and smiled fondly at Tony, that still looked grumpy as fuck.
"Uhuh... A shame..." Tony lifted an eyebrow.
"Why?"
"Stephen is quite handsome..." Loki purred and reached out to stroke Steve's arm.
"Don't touch him Rudolph."
"Anthony. Don't be such a mewling quim. You're pretty too. I wouldn't mind having your both in my bed." Steve flushed all the way up to the roots of his hair. Tony sighed.
"Look... Look what you have done! Now his all embarrassed!"
"Or hot and bothered..." Loki added.
"Okay guys? Shouldn't we go out and grab a drink instead!" Steve said in a high pitched voice.
"Great idea my sweet! Let's consume some beverage!" Steve squeaked like a guinea pig as Loki's hand wandered down his lower back anddown the curve of his ass.
"Loookiiiii!" Tony growled warningly.
"Oh! Forgive me!" Loki exclaimed and grabbed Tony's ass with his other hand and started pushing them out of the room.
"This was not what I meeeeaaaant!"
"Oh Anthony! Stop whining! We both know that you enjoy it you lewd manwhore!" Loki pushed the two men up to the bar and shouted for thirty shots to the bartender and the alcohol started pouring like waterfalls. It wasn't long time before Steve and Tony was shuffling violently on the dancefloor. Steve wearing a tiara and Tony in pink, fairy wings. Loki soon forced himself between them, looking rather smug with a plate of star shaped cookies with violet frosting and silver sprinkles.
"Guys guys guys! I baked! You have to give them a try!" he exclaimed with an excited voice. Tony lifted an eyebrow.
"No way! I am positive you have done something creepy to the..."
"Oh god Loki! They are amazing! I didn't know you could bake!" Steve cut him off with a mouth full a creepy cookies.
"God damn it, Steve!"
Tony ended up eating a cookie as well. They actually ended up finishing the whole plate, when Loki had left them to perform another striptease in the form of Trixie. When he returned Steve and Tony... wasn't really themselve.
"Steve... I feel... funny. We really shouldn't have ate those cookies."
"I feel... really good. Are they...like... real fairies? Are you... a real fairy?" Tony's blood was pumping and he felt happy and light, everything was fuzzy and soft and warm and Steve even more so! He felt like he could dance the whole night long or something a lot more dirty the whole night instead. All the colours was so beautiful and it felt like he could touch and taste them. He wrapped himself around Tony with a happy sigh.
"Mmmh Tony. You are so sweet even when you are a douche," he muttered and rubbed his cheek against Tony's like a giant cat. He then lowered his voice.
"I want you to..." He bit his lip.
"...take care of me... tonight." Tony shuddered.
"Oh fuck Steve!...Okay... then let's go home... now!"
"How do we... like... get home?" Steve asked. His eyes was glassy.
"I... I don't remember..." Tony answered. He actually couldn't recall how they got there. Maybe with the underground. Steve liked using public transportation of some reason and that he found really cute. He found everything about that man really cute. Maybe he could fly them home? Those fairy wings he was wearing looked realistic enough to be real.
"All father's missing eye! You did NOT eat them all!" Loki sighed. He was still in his female form, and covered by a loose bathrobe.
"One is enough for mere mortals like you! I can't leave you by yourself now. You really make my life difficult you stupid eggplants!"
"Wow wow wow!" Tony slurred.
"You didn't tell us that this was 'special' cookies..."
"Oh... do you seriously want me to believe that you thought I, the god of mischief, would offer you pastries I hadn't messed with?" Tony sighed.
"No... I guess not." Loki smiled strained.
"And it has only just started kicking in. It keeps getting worse. You are up for quite the night." Steve giggled into the crook of Tony's neck.
"Okay... What was in them?" Tony asked. He really tried to clear his head as much as possible but it felt like he was wandering around inside a giant, pink cloud. Not like anything he had tried before, and he had tried EVERYTHING!
"Oh it's just something I made out of some Asgardian flowers. It is supposed to make you feel happy, carefree and slightly aroused... But with THAT amount you guys have consumed..." Oh Tony was more than a little aroused. And Steve too. He could clearly feel it against his leg.
"Yeah I get the point. God damn it Loki!"
"Whaat... Mischief okay?! What did you think? Okay I will take you home now."
"Aaaw you wanna take us home?... that's like... so sweet!" Steve said in a ridiculously happy voice.
"Yeah you are coming home with me. There's no way I am going near that tower. Okay. I will get dressed. Stay here and don't move!" Loki was barely stomped away, before Steve pushed Tony into a wall thrusting his tongue into his mouth almost violently. Not very Steve-like and NOT innocent at all. Tony blamed the cookies. Steve had consumed the most of them, too naive to understand that Loki was most likely trying to drug them. Tony groaned as Steve pushed his knee between his legs creating that unbearable good friction, that just got even more unbearable with the weird gypsy magic flower drug in his blood that was making him ten times more sensitive.
"Steveeeee! Get off me! You are way too high!" Tony complained. He was really fighting the urge just to dry hump the shit out of him right here in the middle of the club.
"But Tony! I want toooo!" Steve whined and leaned in to bite his earlobe. Tony shivered. It was too late now. The fuzzy feeling was slowly taking over his mind.
"Say it again," Steve said softly.
"Say what?"
"That you... you know..."
"You know...?" Steve leaned even closer so his face was almost buried in Tony's shoulder.
"Love me." came the muffled reply. Tony smiled warmly and stroked the blondes head.
"You know I do." Steve made a happy sound.
When Loki returned fully dressed in his male form, he found the two heroes on the floor. Tony with his bag against the wall and Steve straddling his lap, both trying to suck the others face off. He groaned irritated but still couldn't help but grin.
"I thought I asked you to stay still?"
"You can't tell me what to do! You're not my mom!" Tony slurred.
"Thank god I'm not!" Loki muttered and dragged Steve on his feet by the collar.
"Ok! Come on Anthony! We are leaving." Tony muttered something incomprehensible and got on his feet.
Soon Tony and Steve was sitting safely in the back of a taxi driving towards Loki's hotel. Tony was still feeling like he was on fire. He really doubted he would remember anything the next day, and Steve would definitely not remember anything! But when the big blonde leaned in and whispered that something into his ear, he still got a bit shocked.
"I want you both."
And then it all got very interesting... O_O Thanks for the feedback btw! And yes! As many of you had already guessed the lady was Loki :3