BelphegorxReader.
Requested by: S.I.R.E Ruby-san

Disclaimer: Woo hoo, I'm back to these lovely disclaimers again! I do not own Reborn!, or I would be the happiest panda in the world. Ever.

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If you had to describe Belphegor in just one word, it was this, just this: Crazy. The sadistic prince had his own infuriating logic to everything, he loved seeing and tasting blood, and he even had his own hyena laugh to match!

"Shishishi~ Why so mad, Princess?"

"Why am I mad? Look at this!" you gestured angrily at the destroyed kitchen. The floor was soaked with soapy water, broken dishes crunched under your feet, and garbage was strewn all over the place.

"What the hell did you do here, Belphegor?" you asked irritably. The prince shrugged and grinned.

"Shishishi~ Squalo tried to make me do the commoner's chores, and we got into a fight. As if that long-haired shark could make a prince do work!" He laughed again. You shook your head in defeat.

"Prince this, Prince that, it's always the same with you!" You began to clean up, dumping still-usable plates in the sink with an irk mark on your face. Just as you were about to turn around, a pair of strong arms wrapped around your waist.

"Is the Princess upset?" Belphegor's voice cooed in your ear. His warm breath tickled your ear and you shivered a little, which didn't go unnoticed by the Varia Prince.

"I know something that will make my little Hime-chan feel better..." Belphegor spun you around and picked you up bridal-style, ignoring your protests all the while.

Yes, he might be a crazy prince, but he was your crazy prince.

And nothing would ever change that.

L-chan: OH MAH GAWD!!! I feel like it's been a year since I updated this Dx Super sorry to everyone who's been waiting! I feel like dying whenever I see my stuffed binder full of homework....and exams are coming up in a week....Well, I guess I'll be off to my black corner of doom to grow mushrooms now...

Instead of a RQ now (for the last one, which was "Would you prefer Belphegor's storm mink or Gokudera's Uri?", most of the votes went to Belphegor's mink), here's a little challenge. Lately, instead of bursting with weird ideas for your requests, I've been coming up with cliche mush that should never see the light of day again (see: ficlet above). So rather than me trying to come up with things, could you please send me a prompt of weird and random items/places/whatever? It could be anything at all; I'll do my best to try and write something awesome for you guys :D Thank you so much!