2:- maths
AN: me and my friend Nicole (crazybone2912) wrote this during Maths.
(Alice Rosalie Emmett Jasper )
Chapter 1
I'm so sorry Emmett
I'm bored
I'm hungry
I think we should put chemicals together and see if we can blow up the school
Emmett you do realise this is maths not science
...
Have you been eating anything you shouldn't have?
Jeremy smells so good -licks lips-
I think Edward is still a virgin. Nessie is too good looking to be Edwards
Leave Eddie out of this
Eddie?!
I think Eddie is crazy, I mean he hears voices
Nah, he's just mentally challenged
Me too -grins like an idiot-
I'm not saying anything -looks away-
-pouts-
Alice you and Eddie should be sent to an asylum
-starts to dry sob-
Emmett you retard!
Alice I'll kill him by depriving him of sex
-stops sobbing and starts to giggle-
Baby why -crying and runs out of the room-
-follows him-
My fave lesson by far. I love you Rose :)
Love you too
-moves forward towards Rose-
"Yes finally Alice is gonna kiss me"
"I'm going to give my sister a kiss on the cheek"
-grabs Alice and throws her on the desk-
-tries to get free but ends up punching the desk-
What the fuck Rose, why?! -once again crying and running out of the room-
-helps Alice-
WTF Rose
I had happy pills :D
Fuck
When did you get back?
I came through the door?
I didn't see you
AM I INVISIBLE NOW THEN?! -starts to panic-
Emmett calm down
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Coconuts -loopy-
Badger
-panicking-
...
Hippo ;)
Emmett calm down -punches him in the face-
-stops panicking- come on Rosie snap out of it if you don't, no sex
Haha
Pineapple -still loopy-
Cheesecake
Spongebob Squarepants
Emmett I love you will you marry me?
-smacks head on the desk-
Doughnuts!
My life sucks dick
I'm gonna call Carlisle now -gets phone out-
No don't tell daddy -crying-
-rings Carlisle-
Zebra
NNNOOOO!
-sings- you get the best of both worlds!
WTF Alice please stop!
Hannah Montana is awesome
Alice you promised me that you wouldn't watch that anymore after the err...wig incident
Yep Alice is right
Giraffe
Alice have you had happy pills aswell?
No of course not -shifts uncomfortably-
please review! ;)