RebornxReader.
Requested by: pilvi

Thanks to: SeraphicTune - riding a broomstick. Yes, my strange mind somehow got this ficlet idea from that prompt~ :D (No idea how ._.)

Disclaimer: The awesomeness of KHR is still not mine. Boo.


Reborn was mad. Very mad.

It wasn't because that idiot Skull had almost blown up his house (for the umpteenth time in a row), nor was it due to that imbecile Lambo spilling his well-deserved espresso all over his new suit, oh no.

It was because of your cat.

He'd come home late one night, expecting to fall into the warm, comfy bed with you snuggled in his arms.

But when he had just gotten under the covers, there was a furry monstrosity beneath, yowling and scratching him for all it was worth.

As if that was bad enough, now Reborn had to endure watching you cuddle with that... thing (which you'd lovingly dubbed Bun-Bun). It squashed between your arms and chest, you cooing nonsense all the while.

Damn, was he jealous of that cat.

The hitman growled, "I don't know why you insist on keeping that ally cat. It does nothing but cough up hair balls and rub its fur all over the place. There's no need to keep a useless cat around."

You gasped.

"That's so mean, Reborn!" you held the purring feline to your chest tightly, "Bun-Bun is not a useless ally cat! He's loyal, friendly, and adorable; it's not like he does it on purpose! But if that's the way you feel about my choice of pets, then you can sleep on the couch tonight, mister!"

As you marched away with your beloved pet peeking over your shoulder, Reborn could have sworn it was smirking at him.

The world's best hitman... pwned by a cat.


L-chan: I... am so... sorry TT_TT It takes me forever to update now... I'm trash... scum of the society... *Death the Kid moment*

Anyways, I'm still not taking requests till I get some of these done! Gomen! (But prompts and reviews are always welcome~ :D)

RQ: In this story, Bun-Bun is the name of the smug phat cat that Reborn loves so much. From what manga is there the name Bun-Bun as well? C: