Chapter Two

By: OralSFX

And so Taka was all like "Yo, Mufasasasa, you wanna chill or what?"

And Mufasa was all like "Yeah, let's go do some human sh*t because we're humans and not lions or some sh-t."

"Yeah."

And so they went and did some human sh-t and got pretty close in the process, but not like, super-close like yaoi close 'cuz yaoi is for teh geyz.

But then they got yaoi close and had teh gey stuff doingz. Taka was all like "Ow this kinda hurts." And Mufasasasa was all like "Yeah, you like that don't you?"

And then Abduladeebadaba the man-son king walked in on them and was like "Oh snap, I can't deal with this!" and went off and disappeared forever.

The queen who was a giant censor bar because I don't know what she look like was all "You're the new king now Mufasasasa."

But Taka was all like "But what about me? Why can't I be king?"

And the queen was all like "Because you made my son teh gey and that is unforgivable. I'm going to banish you now!" But then the queen died suddenly and couldn't banish him so Taka stayed.

And so Mufasasasa gave up being teh gey and started shacking up with Sarabadabdoobi and she got pregnant and Mufasasasa was all "Sh-t I guess we better get married and you're the queen now."

And Sarabadabdoobee was all like "Cool."

And then that scene from the movie happened where Simba was born and held over a long falling distance like what happened with Michael Jackson's baby. But unlike the movie Rafiki dropped Simba and Simba died so now there's no heir to stop Taka I mean Scar.

So back in the present Scar was done reminiscing and decided to go eat some food and watch the news on his stone TV 'cuz that's how they watch TV in Afrijapan.

And so the newscaster was all like "Our story today is about Lord Scar King Dude." (Scar thought the full regal name he picked out sounded better each time he heard it). "He is all wonderful and magical and stuff even though we're all dying from starvation and stuff. I wish we had some sort of heir who could seize the throne and save us all but that weird-ass monkey with the weird ass killed him so we're all doomed. Back to you Jay!"