Author's Note: We've decided to switch the schedule up a bit. Instead of a chapter every saturday, from now on we'll just be posting our chapters as they become ready (but always within a week) to improve productivity, decrease morale, and silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. No but seriously why are you still reading this?
Chapter 6
By: OralSFX
The three bodies swayed in the distant sunset as they hung from the edge of Pride Rock by their own entrails.
Shenzi...
Banzai...
Kovu...
Scar knew Ed was crazy, but he never thought he could go this far. Ed, who was a human and not a hyena or anything, had brutally murdered Scar's only friends in the world. And his only son.
Revenge. It wasn't the furthest thing from his mind, but there was something even higher on his list of priorities right now: Survival.
"There's nothing left for me here now," Scar said to no one in particular. "With Ed's whereabouts unknown, I have no other choice. I must run away and never return."
He booked the next flight to Japan.
On the plane, he bumped into Mulan.
"Oh, hai, how are j00?" Mulan greeted.
Scar shrieked. What was this strange Asian lion doing on an airplane? And how could it talk?
"What are you, a strange Asian lion, doing on an airplane? And how can you talk?" Scar demanded.
"This is a dream," Mulan replied. Scar woke up. The plane had just landed.
Osaka, Japan.
"Koh-nee-chee-whan," Scar said to some random Japanese lady.
「誰なの？！あたしを変なことにさせないで！」The lady replied.
"I'm sorry, but do you speak American like a normal person?" Scar asked.
「危ない！リサ、下げる！」A man shouted as he tackled Scar and pinned him to the ground. 「てめぇ、だれだ？！答えろよ！」
"I assure you this is all just a misunderstanding, I—"
「馬鹿野郎！うるせぇ！」
"I have no idea what you're saying!" Scar struggled to remove the man from atop him to no avail. The strange Japanese man flipped him over.
「へへへぇ！この外人で遊んでやるぜ！」The man began to yaoi Scar.
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After sorting everything out with the police, Scar limped his way to his hotel room.
"I hate Japan…"
He opened the door to his room only to find Ed waiting for him.
Ed lunged at him, plunging a knife deep inside Scar's belly. Scar let out a whimper and slumped to the floor.
Ed laughed his devil laugh.
"I'm coming… Kovu…" Scar whispered as everything faded to black.
"Father…" Suddenly within the darkness arose a light. It was Kovu. "It is not your time. It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
Kovu handed Scar a pink brooch.
Scar awoke to the sound of Ed's hysterical laughter. He was laughing so hard he was on the floor. You could say he was rolling on the floor laughing.
"Now's my chance!" Scar stood, raising the brooch above his head.
"MOON PRISM POWER!" And just like that, Scar was performing a naked voodoo dance while ribbons descended from the sky and enveloped his body.
Ed jumped out the window of the hundred-story building. This accomplished nothing as they were on the first floor.
"Moon Scepter Elimination!" Scar shouted and a beam of super-ultra-mega-gay flower hearts flew out and blew Ed into a bazillionty pieces.
"It's over. It's finally over," Scar said.
"Oh, it's not over, it's only just begun," replied a voice in the sky. Everything suddenly became dark as the sun vanished.