By spookystingray
Meanwhile, in less "what the fuck was that" circumstances somewhere very far away from that guro shit because what,
Kovu was making out with Simba (I'm assuming his name is still Simba at this point; has Simba even been mentioned in this I don't know), because he thought this would be a cool way to woo some chicks I mean lionesses I mean chicks humanized human chicks. Alright.
"Wow spookystingray is totally flustered over that guro shit huh," Simba totally actually said out loud because I'm pulling some Dave Eggers shit.
"Shuddafuqup," mumbled Kovu, who wouldn't have any of that.
Then they banged and mpreg happened ok.