Chapter 9
by busterkuri
Kovu and Simba were sitting on the couch in the cave together. The couch is facing the reader like this is Friends or some other sitcom from the 70s-00s. Simba rubbed his pregnant belly.
"I hope we have a beautiful baby boy."
"A boy? Because there aren't enough guys in this movie already?"
A laugh track played. Kovu and Simba ignored it. It had been playing for weeks left and they figured it was best not to acknowledge it.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. The cave door. Because two lion lovers have to have some privacy.
"I'll get it!" Kovu got up to answer it and there was Scar. Applause.
"Hey!" Kovu instantly closed the door. Laugh track. "It's my father! And we're not prepared!"
Laugh track as it cuts to opening credits and titles. A soft rock version of Be Prepared plays as the theme song. Maybe with some piano or some synth or something.
We cut back to the cave. Simba was freaking out as he tried to find some way to hide his pregnant belly. Meanwhile, Kovu is completely panicking. "You know how my father feels about two guys sleeping together!"
"Wasn't he trying to sleep with Mufasa at some point?"
"Well, that was different! That was for power, not for love! Power is OK, but love for him is…is…wrong!" Laugh track.
Simba finally found something to cover things up and Kovu opened the door again. Scar stood there with the same expression on his face. "What, no hug for your dear old dad?" he said as he entered.
"Oh! Right!" Kovu awkwardly hugged Scar. Scar turned to Simba. "And a hug from my son's friend!" Simba gave a hug while carefully making sure his stomach wasn't touching Scar. Laugh track. "Well, what's for dinner?"
Kovu and Simba looked at each other. Kovu slowly started nodding. "Dinner! Right! I believe that Simba has…a pizza…which will be ready soon." He winked towards him as Simba caught on. Scar would never know if a pizza was from Rafiki's Asante Sana Pizzas. Asante Sana Pizzas, so good you won't know it's delivery! Mention this fanfic chapter to get 4 free breadsticks with your order.
While Simba was in the kitchen "cooking" the pizza, Kovu and Scar sat down on the couch. "So, Dad, I have this…friend…who has another friend…and the two are having a child together…and I was just wondering how you felt about that."
"I just don't think I could handle two people loving each other like that. I mean, what's to stop a father having a child with his son?" Laugh track.
At that moment, Simba walked in. Unknown to him, the clothing that was hiding his pregnancy had fallen, clearly showing it. "Well, I've just or—I mean, got the pizza cooking."
Scar stood up and pointed. "Wait. Are you two having kids together? Did my own son get another man pregnant?!" The scene freeze-frames as To Be Continued pops up.
Tune in next time for a very special episode of The Human King.