Chapter Thirteen
By busterkuri
Promethea and Kiara went into the club. This was the new place in the Pride Lands, and it would be the perfect place for Promethea to make her first appearance. She was nervous, but Kiara was there for her.
"Don't worry. You'll be fine."
As they danced around, out came the club owner, Timon. Timon looked exactly like Nathan Lane.
"How are you folks doing tonight? Grub's on me!"
"Wait a second," Promethea exclaimed. "You're Nathan Lane! What are you doing in Africa?!"
"I'm not Nathan Lane! I'm Timon! That's why the club is called The Timon Cage!"
"The Timon Cage?! That's…you just took the Birdcage and put Timon in there!"
At this moment, the co-owner of the club, Pumbaa, appeared. Timon gestured towards him. "Look, you don't think he's Ernie Sabella, do you?"
Promethea turned towards the reader. "I have absolutely no idea who that is."
Laugh track.