I do not own Naruto but I DO own all the OCs in this fic and this fic itself.
When Sasori and Kakuzu got to the hallway, Katamaru greeted them with a slightly pissed off facial expression. Hidan was holding on to him.
"Where have you been at a time like this?" he yelled. "And why aren't you answering your phone?"
Genmaru gave Katamaru an annoyed look. "You're so high-strung."
"I'm confused as to why you're so calm!"
Sasori sighed. "What are you guys going on about?"
"It's time," Genmaru replied simply.
At first it completely flew over Sasori and Kakuzu's heads. "What?"
"Kakuzu," Hidan said. "The baby's coming!"
"What!"
Kakuzu then noticed his phone wasn't in his pocket. He thought back to the moment after Hareta had called him when Rin had thrown him (for the second time). He realized his phone must've fallen out his pocket.
Kakuzu cursed. "You should've called Sasori."
"Sasori-kun forgot to charge his phone apparently," Katamaru replied. "And there were way too many creatures to get to you guys directly."
Just as Sasori was about to make up some excuse Erena and Taemi came up the stairs.
"We got rid of all the monsters," Erena smiled but then stopped short. "What's going on?"
About that moment Hidan's water broke.
It took Taemi only about 5 seconds to grasp the situation but it took Erena only 2 seconds to faint.
Katamaru grabbed on to Hidan and helped support him.
Kakuzu turned to Genmaru and Katamaru. "Get me some clean washcloths and warm water. Bring it to the bedroom one door down from here."
Genmaru was gone in a second; Katamaru hesitated.
Kakuzu read his mind. "I got Hidan, you go."
With this Katamaru left too.
"What are you doing?" Sasori asked, partially not wanting to know.
"Help me get Hidan to a bed, Sasori," Kakuzu ordered. "I guess we're lucky the witches were still living here."
Hidan grasped onto Kakuzu.
Kakuzu supported him. "We're here for you."
Sasori shook his head. He did not want to be involved in this.
When Katamaru and Genmaru got back, the first thing that came out of Katamaru's mouth is, "You're out of your mind Kakuzu!"
"Why?" Kakuzu asked, simply.
"Don't we need a professional for this kind of thing?"
"I've delivered a baby more than once Katamaru. My mother was an obstetrician. When she had busy days she'd have me take care of some deliveries."
"But have you ever done it on a boy before?" Sasori questioned, a bit warily.
"I told you it was the same thing," Kakuzu replied.
Everyone was confused as to how exactly that could be true.
Kakuzu took notice of their confused facial expressions. "I told you before that a mahoko could make certain needed changes on it's own to help itself survive. So basically what happens is a temporary, partial gender change I guess you could say. It undoes itself after birth."
Sasori's face froze in a position of utter shock.
"Same thing I thought," Hidan managed between breaths.
"Get a hold of yourself Sasori," Kakuzu shook his head. "And Hidan quit hyperventilating."
"I'm not," he said but was taken aback by another contraction.
"Just breathe, Hidan. Stay calm okay. Hold on to Sasori and Katamaru's hands."
Sasori shot Kakuzu a look of annoyance and then anger when Hidan almost literally crushed his hand. Sasori could've sworn he actually felt pain.
Katamaru walked over to the side of the bed.
"Why don't you hold his hand, Kakuzu," he teased.
"Then you check and see if he's dilated," Kakuzu returned. "Or you can hold his legs."
"Nevermind!"
A while later Taemi had finally managed to get Erena on her feet again down the hall a little ways. Taemi seems to others like a quite cold woman but she actually had a kind heart. She was a bit worried so she told Erena to stay where she was made her way down the hall to where Kakuzu and the others were. As she entered the room she was glad she had told Erena to stay put.
"Now push," Kakuzu was instructing Hidan.
"I am!" Hidan groaned.
"Easy, easy. You're doing fine. Keep breathing."
"Do you need my help?" Taemi asked.
"No," Kakuzu replied. "You're fine where you are."
"Sasori-kun and Katamaru-kun look like they need help."
Sasori seemed awfully displeased with the situation. Katamaru seemed more displeased that he was stuck where he was.
"I swear I'm gonna need a new hand after this," Sasori murmured. "Every time Hidan has a contraction he attempts to break my hand."
"At least you can make yourself a new hand," Katamaru smirked. "My texting hand can't be replaced."
At that moment, Hidan had another contraction.
"Push!" Kakuzu instructed.
Hidan wasn't the only one who yelled; Sasori thought he heard his hand crack.
A while later, Erena was starting to worry. She thought it was awfully mean of Taemi to leave her in the hallway on her own. Especially when she could still hear things going on down the hallway. She knew she was a very capable maid and she always tried her best but this was one situation she was not cut out for. That made her feel slightly guilty and she wondered what would've happen if she wouldn't have fainted when they taught her about childbirth in school. But she knew she felt that this was taking way too long. It sounded painful. Was it supposed to take so long? She started to feel nervous. What if something was wrong?
About now Tenko was making her way up the stairs.
"'Sup," Tenko greeted. "I came up here ahead of the others to see what was up."
"Wait a moment," Erena took off down the hall; she needed to check on her masters.
"Okay?"
Tenko was confused. What was going on? She sat down on the floor, cross-legged.
Next thing you know she heard a scream and then an "oh my gosh". She ran down the hall and stopped short in the doorway.
"What the hell?" she screamed.
Sasori looked like he was about to pass out and Katamaru was shaking his hand in pain. Erena, who had been standing up only a moment ago, had fainted (again). Plus, there were four little newborns.
What had just happened here?
So, yes, in the end Hidan gave birth to quadruplets, two boys and two girls. The first was a boy with black hair and a streak of white down the front. The second was a girl with pink hair. The third, was a feminine looking boy with dark blue hair and the fourth a girl with white hair.
"I'm lost," Tenko said, simply.
"Hidan doesn't make anything easy," Kakuzu joked. "He decided to have four babies instead of one."
It took a moment for Tenko to take it all in. "Okay then..."
"I got in on tape using my cellphone if you want to see-!"
"No!" Tenko objected. "It's already creepy enough we have four man babies. I don't wanna see them being born."
"Fine, fine."
Tenko shook her head at her odd friends. "What about you Hidan? Are you okay after all that?"
"Yes, I'm fine," he replied. "Still in shock, but fine...They're cute though."
He smiled.
No one could say they weren't slightly terrified by that last comment.
Careful Hidan, parenting isn't easy.
A/N: ;o Thank you for reading everyone! I tried my best! I tried to make it comical and dramatic at the same time. I also tried to show the more human sides of my characters in this chapter. I really hope I delivered...you know it's so hilarious how I just typed that so I'm going to leave that there. XD No pun intended (originally, anyways). Also, a special thanks to HeavenlyWolfDemon who's been helping me with this story behind the scenes for a long time now. Arigato gozaimasu everyone!