Oh so sorry guys. Gals. It's. Whatever your gender is. Pretty busy with school and work and everything else. Plus I've just been extremely lazy.
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„You there, tiny child. You're next." Kakashi-sensei said while pointing towards the small girl.
„I- uh... My name is Saitou Chi. Erm... I like to.. eheheh... Eat, read, watch tv. Ehh... My hobbies are the same as my likes. Uuuh, and I don't really have any dreams or ambitions. If you count living a very long life as a dream, then sure. " The fat tiny girl got a bit flustered and embarrassed. Also, she was a bit scared of her new sensei. He seemed like a creeper.
The curtains didn't do a very good job at keeping the light out of the hotel room. A smile ray of light shone onto the face of the young woman earning a rather un-feminine groan.
"Tsunade has requested us at her office."
"When?"
"Immediately."
"Too early."
"Just get up, and make sure your bed-guest get's something to eat. He'll probably have a hangover in the morning."
"Whatever."
The old man walked out of the hotel room. With another groan, Chi sat up and looked at the figure beside her. 'No ninja.' Nope, just a civilian. There was too much risk with jumping into bed with Konoha ninja. They always had the need to pry and be heroes.
She got up and got dressed. There was really no point in hiding her face from anyone, seeing as they knew she was here. So her messed up hair was put into a ponytail.
It was hot outside. Chi cursed the fact she had to wear a jacket and gloves in the extreme heat. But secrecy is vital in foreign enemy territory. Chi also cursed the fact that the old man decided to walk with her. People where idiots to not know who he was.
"I wish you would use the transformation technique. People are staring." Chi hissed at the old man.
"You seem to have a permanent scowl and frown on your face all the time Chi-Chi, I think it might be stuck." The old man laughted.
"Would you please tell me why we were requested to be at the Hokage tower?"
"To explain why we're here of course!"
"I have no idea why the fuck we're here in the first place! I swear to all that is holy you old fucking fart, I'm going to murder you if you keep hiding secrets from me."
Chi was a bit uncomfortable in the room. She wondered if it was standard to have 10 ANBU in the room while there was a meeting. Tsunade was also freaking her out a bit, watching the dead ninja like a hawk.
"What the fuck you staring at?" Chi glared at the Hokage, earning a very displeased frown.
"She kind of has a point, it's extremely rude to stare at a person." Okada commented and crossed his pudgy arms.
"I thought that was pointing?"
"I consider that the same."
"Aaah, alright."
Yet again, the room was filled with silence, the big breasted woman continued to stare at Chi, who was getting rather annoyed.
"You aren't anything like in your folder. Except the hair and eye color. And you don't look like a zombie. If it wasn't for the fact that you're standing next to Okada, then I would have thought of you as an imposter under the transformation technique."
"How about we say that I really am that imposter and I'm currently holding up a transformation technique. A lousy older image of whoever this 'Chi' person is."
"She's already busted you." Okada whispered to Chi, making her frown deeply.
"I'm just going to say that I have no idea why this old fart dragged me and my team here in the first place. All this trouble could have been avoided and everyone would have continued to stay happy."
"Okada, you're training a team now? You have never done that before." Tsunade commented fixing her gaze now on the old man.
"Let's just say that I found an extremely talented ninja on one of my travels that changed my mind." Okada smiled at the female leader. "Also, we aren't here to cause trouble, just passing by. We were actually just stopping here for information and supplies. We'll be leaving tomorrow morning."
"I can't let you do that."
"You have no reason to detain us."
"I meant that I can't let you take a Konoha-nin with you."
"I think you might be mistaken, or getting a bit senile. There is no Konoha ninja in our small group. And I don't li-"
The old man was cut off by the big breasted leader. "I'm not mistaken. I can't have you taking Saitou Chi out of this village without permission."
"Alright, then I request perm-" Cut off again.
"Denied."
Meanwhile Chi's held a blank stare. 'I thought I was supposed to be dead. How can I be a Konoha-nin if I'm just a corpse?' Chi switched her blank stare from the wall to the Hokage. "What are you? An idiot? Legally I have been pronounced deceased. If you are getting senile, or maybe your oblivious, but it's the huge red ink stamped all over my folder that says 'DECEASED'."
"As Hokage, I have the ability to make a new folder and over-rule old information passed by others."
"This is bullshit! You can't do this crap!" Chi slammed her hands down on the table, which resulted in it cracking slightly.
"When will she be able to leave the village?" Okada asked eerily calm about this whole thing.
"When she's done serving her country and labeled as not a threat to this village. So far she has attacked an official Konoha-nin, and faked her own death to avoid helping this village."
"Bitch, I hope you get fucking gang raped." Okada looked at the young girl, woman. Whatever she was, with a bewildered expression.
"Chi!"
"Don't worry we'll be back for you. Not like Okada can let you escape his grasps. You're his prized possession!" The mother figure hugged the petite woman.
"Neh, Usagi… You're missing them.." Chi sweatdropped as the older woman ran after the group.
She felt extremely disgusted and rather awkward having to wear a headband from a village she despises. That and she was feeling a bit nervous having to go meet her 'team' without getting some alcohol into her system. 'I have a great idea!'
Maybe not such a great idea. The look she got from people while walking towards the training grounds was uncomfortable. In the Mist she would have never had this problem. 'Chugging a bottle of sake nine in the morning was completely normal.' At least that's what she told herself.
When she finally got to the training grounds she saw the four people she disliked. 'Let's get this crap over with. The more I cooperate, the sooner I'll get out of here,'
She threw the bottle to the ground making it smash into pieces. "You guys look like fucking shit. What is it? Can't handle your liquor? Amazing fucking shinobi you are."
"You're even worse than that homo bastard!" Naruto yelled and pointed.
"Shut up you idiot!" Sakura whacked him on the head then continuing babying her aching head.
"At least Sai has an excuse. You're just a plain fucking bitch."
"And your point being?" The black haired girl raised her left eyebrow, giving the blonde idiot a look.
Naruto growled at the girl, she was being hard to handle, and was pushing him. Inching him to make the first move…
"How are my fine young students this morning!" Kakashi 'poofed' into the clearing. Only to sweat-drop at the current situation. "So, she's not in a better mood?"
"Baka-sensei. These idiots are clearly a waste of my time. I request an ANBU application, or a chance to battle the Hokage to death and take her spot as leader of this village." Chi was deeply frowning at the creepy sensei.
"Waste of your time? Bitch I'm going to demolish you!" Naruto squirmed.
"First you're going to have to develop a brain and learn how to untie a bow. Good luck dead-last." Chi patted the tied up blonde on the head, earning her a growl from said person. "I'm going to get more sake. This is just stupid."