Alright, a little bit tipsy. Drunk. Not wearing pants. Whatever at the moment. People seem to be liking my story, so I promised I'd update this weekend. Got to stay true to my word yo.

Glancing outside the small window in the bar, Chi noticed the sky darken. ‚Not even a day has passed and I'm already missing the troublesome group.' Frowning at the realization that her small group would not be returning for some time. She was going to be miserable for the time being.

Over her time away from Konoha, her dislike turned into hatred, which turned into disgust. Maybe this was a test that Okada was putting her through. Probably not, the old man most likely didn't even think twice about coming here. He had no reason to avoid any village, he had some affliction to every one of them. Having helped them all in some way, big or small. He never mentioned Konoha though, and he seemed to be on a rather less-than-honorable terms with the female Hokage. They knew each other, he knew everyone. He was known everywhere. He told her stories, but she didn't really know him.

Truth be told, no one knew much about each other in the group. Or maybe it was just Chi that didn't know that much about everyone else? This is was the first time she was wondering this. 'Being trapped here is making me a sappy fuck.'

Taking a drag of her cigarette she looked at the dark haired male sitting across from her. Sai was his name, no last name. No last names make her nervous; everyone belongs somewhere or to someone. Even loner Chi belonged to someone out there, or belonged into some kind of family.
But no, that boy seemed to have been made out of thin air. No last name, fake smiles and rather awful pet names.

He wasn't drinking anything, and he refused to have a cigarette when Chi offered him one. He was just sitting there staring at her. 'He's like a puppet.' She figured he was most likely former Root. He acted like one of them, dressed like one of them and observed her like one of them.

"You're former Root." Chi stated, blowing the smoke towards the young man sitting in front of her. "Strange you ended up in a team with emotionally fucked up individuals. But not entirely surprising, if I'm guessing correctly you have no personality of your own. So it was given that the only ninja to complete the fucked up team 7 was a person with no personality. So we have a love sick maniac, avenger out for blood , a bubbly blonde idiot that seems to overcome everything and a laid back lazy sensei that is more amazing that he looks out to be."

The dark haired boy didn't say anything for a while, just kept staring at her. Chi of course returned the stare. Imagining that this was an epic battle of good vs. evil. She had to blink eventually, which annoyed her greatly.

"You probably have saggy tits."

"Excuse me?" Chi's eyebrows went so high up they were probably hidden in the hairline.

"You where fat, right? Fat people have sagging ugly breasts. So you probably have them also."

"You're quite blunt and rude."

"Observing you closely, so are you."

"I don't think you've observed me closely enough."

"Close enough as I want to get. I don't to get infected with early granny syndrome."

Chi shot him annoyed look. He was no better than the girls in the academy. Making fun of her weight. Which made Chi just eat more. Which made her get larger. Which made the bullying get worse. It was a never ending cycle of obsessive eating & bullying.

You ate because you felt bad, but you felt bad because you where eating constantly.

Took a few limbs and a near death experience to make her stop eating like an elephant.

Not a pig.

Not a cow.

Probably not even an elephant.

Definitely a whale.

Life was fucking hard and confusing.

Putting out the cigarette she got up, grabbing her sake bottle on the way out. The rather annoying male followed her out of the bar. He was hot, but extremely annoying.

"Can you please stop following me?" Chi pleaded to the male.

"I was given strict instructions to watch over you today." Sai replied in a monotone voice.

"It's not daytime anymore, it's the middle of the fucking night and I'm tired as a sloth. It's not like I'll be going anywhere while I'm intoxicated and tired."

The boy didn't answer, he didn't even seem to be looking at her. Oh how she just wanted to give him a good smack in the face and leave a rather large dent into his skull. But no, she couldn't do that, for she was also under strict instructions to now cause havoc in Konoha and as the old man put it 'relax for the time being.' The man was the devil. There wasn't a chance that she would be able to relax here. Not when it seemed everyone was out to get her and was invading her private space, like the infuriating dark hair male.

She was staggering a bit while walking. It was of course the alcohol in her system. The dark haired male didn't seem to notice that though, like she said. He didn't even seem to be watching her.

If he wasn't careful, she could just sprint off and leave him eating dirt.

But she didn't do that.

She was intoxicated and was barely managing to walk in a straight line.

Life was indeed hard and confusing. Which reminded her of her current situation, and what tomorrow holds.

"Are we meeting up tomorrow or what?" She asked the Sai.

He turned to her and waited a whole before replying. "Yes, we're supposed to meet the rest of the team at the training grounds in the morning."

"What do you mean 'we'? And why the hell so early, stupid fucking baka asshole never shows up on time."

"I'll be staying with you tonight, to make sure you don't do anything stupid. Hokage's orders."

"Fucking bitch." Chi muttered to herself. She was really starting to develop more than a dislike for the old hag. It would have been easy to just let Chi go and let her go on with her life. Chi wondered if the old hag was starting menopause, which would explain everything. But wouldn't make Chi dislike her any less. Orochimaru should have killed that old bitch when he had the chance. 'Woah, It's like I'm a PMS-ing bitch at the moment.' But whatever. Maybe she should stop complaining and try to get kicked out of being a ninja? That is an amazing master plan.

Her trail of thought was interrupted when a rather large young man bumped into her.

"What where you're fucking going you fucking fat fuck." Chi said to the young man while glaring. She turned around and got ready to start walking again when she got shoved to the ground. 'Are you fucking kidding me?' She turned her head to the fat person raising her left eyebrow at him. "What are you? Twelve? You don't go shoving random people to the ground asshole." Chi helped herself up off the ground, frowning while doing so. 'So much for well mannered people.'

"So I see you've gotten yourself someone who matches your personality, Sai." A lazy male voiced.

"Iie, Shikamaru-san. I've been trusted to watch over Miss Whale." 'Whale? He really is like the girls in the academy.'

"Miss Whale?"

"Her file said she used to be in the three figure numbers. I'm trusting it is accurate."

The fat young man burst out laughing, pointing at Chi while doing so. Sai was really embarrassing to be around in public. He was really making her feel the love.

"Neh, so you really have no right to say to Chouji that he's fat." The pineapple-head smirked at the annoyed female.

Chi glared in response, she would not be made a fool out of! She was intoxicated and tired, this was not acceptable. "Whatever pineapple-head, I'm leaving anyways." She turned to leave. "I need to devise a plan to destroy this ass-hat village" She muttered to herself, not really caring if anyone heard her. And so she went, leaving the two young males standing on the road, and the third male following her around like a rat in a trap.