I apologize for spelling errors I might make. I just got a new computer & I have yet to install Microsoft Word.
'What a fucking idiot.' Chi thought as she took another drag of her cigarette. She ditched her dark haired escort for the fourth time this week. Fortunately it was Friday, and the bars where filled with people. Which would make it easier for her to hide. She really didn't want to deal with the idiotic ninja groups. For some reason the pink haired bitch decided to throw her a celebration party. Celebrate what? That she's 'alive'? It must be some cruel joke that the world is playing on poor Chi.
"I don't have the mental stability to deal with these people." She mumbled, gabbing a fist full of hair and groaning in annoyance.
Queen Super Bitch (AKA, Tsunade baa-chan) was currently not letting Team 7 on missions outside of the village. In fear that Chi might run away. Which was utterly ridiculous, Chi promised the old man that she would stay in Konoha until he came back for her, she would never break her promise to him. But that was not enough for Tsunade. So she was stuck in the village for a while. Hopefully not forever, that would really fucking suck.
She frowned at the though of the party Sakura was throwing. It might not have taken a lot to ditch Sai, but she was sure someone was out looking for her right now. Life was cruel like that.
"You lost her, again?" Sakura asked dumbfounded.
"Yes." Sai replied.
"What are you, an idiot or something?"
"Not that I'm aware of..."
"I think you are."
Sakura screamed in annoyance, throwing her hand in the air.
"Where do you think she went?"
"To a bar."
"Duuuuh." Naruto huffed. He wasn't there by his own free will, he would much rather be at the ramen stand.
"Shut up Naruto, this is serious." Sakura hissed at her blonde haired team mate.
"No it isn't! We all know how this is going to go, someone is going to go looking for her and find her in the same pathetic bar as always drinking. And she's going to talk to us like we're some kind of pests."
Sakura glared at Naruto, not wanting to admit that he was right. But they had to find her, seeing as the other teams would be arriving soon and there was no time to cancel.
"Someone needs to go get her."
"I'll-" Sai started.
"No, you keep loosing her. I'll go." Sasuke said walking towards the door.
"But Sasuke-kun." Sakura mumbled as the door slammed shut.
Uchiha Sasuke was getting extremely irritated. He went to her regular bar, she wasn't there. He went to all the other ones, she wasn't there either. 'Where the hell could she be?'
She was not on the training grounds, which didn't suprise him, not on the Hokage monuments, and not anywhere on the streets.
"The hotel." He mumbled to himself. Of course the only place she could be was the hotel. That or she left Konoha.
The stench of cigarette smoke and alcohol filled the room. The lights where turned off except for a table lamp in the corner. There he could see the petite girl sitting in a chair, smoking a cigarette and reading a book.
"I thought that Sakura would drag me to that lame ass party herself." Chi said while closing the book in the lap. "But she probably didn't want to deal with the head ache."
Sasuke's eyebrows raised at the sight of his old team mate. "Your.."
"Oh, you noticed? I made some modifications, seeing as some parts where ripped off. Quite literally." Chi frowned. "Shame, really. But it made me reconsitter my ninja training and what I wanted out of life."
"I knew there was something odd when you managed to defend yourself against Sakura's charka filled punch." Sasuke frowned at her. He didn't really know what to say, seeing her like this was quite awful.
"This baby can do a lot more than that. If we'd get more decent missions, you would have seen that already. But there is no use for it when babysitting and shopping in for old hags. And Queen Super Bitch who thinks she's so superior doesn't trust me with more responsibility."
He took a better look at her. She had of course lost all the weight, but the weight of her new arm and legs probably exceeded her previous weight by threefold.
"You know you don't have to hide this here. You're in a friendly place now."
"No place is friendly. There is always someone ready to pounce when you least expect it."
"But Konoha is your home-" He started.
"No, this isn't my home." She smirked slightly at the last Uchiha. "My home is somewhere out there. I've been trying to find it. Okada dragged us here to find out more about my family, but you people interfered with it. Now I'm stuck here and Okada has to take care of the rest of the group alone."
"Then why haven't you left?"
"Because I made Okada a promise I would stay here. I have loose ends I need to tie up."
"You mean us."
Chi nodded. "Yes, and my service to Konoha."
"What are you going to do when you find your real family?" Sasuke asked.
"Don't know. I honestly haven't thought about that." Chi shrugged her shoulders shaking her head a little bit. "But we should go to that party. Wouldn't want the pink haired idiot to bitch to her superior that I'm uncooperative."
"You should put some clothes on."
"What? You intimitated that I might get more ass than you tonight?"
"I'm not worried about that. Besides, I don't need to be half naked & sell myself out to get some."
"Whatever mister big shot Uchiha. You already told me I shouldn't hide & now your telling me to put on some clothes." Chi put on a pair of cargo pants, a sweater and her ninja sandals. "Let's go." She walked out the door with the last Uchiha following her.
They walked into the apartment the pink haired goody-two-shoes owned. People had already arrived and had started drinking.
"You started my party without me?" Chi asked her. "How rude."
"No, what's rude is that you wheren't even going to bother showing up." Sakura frowned at the black haired girl who lit up a cigarette. "You can't smoke in here."
"Don't see any 'no smoking' signs. So I'm smoking, deal with it pinkette." Chi blew the smoke at Sakura who coughed.
Chi walked towards the refreshment table, grabbing a beer. To her right the fatso was stuffing his face. "Don't choke fatty. Your headstone will be emberassing for your friends and family."
"Shut up!" Chouji, as the fat boy was named. Was about to punch Chi yet again when his lazy friend Shikamaru intervened.
"I see your not able to act civil yet." The lazy boy mumbled. "Why are you here anyways?"
"It's my party. I can do, act & say whatever the hell I want."
"No, this is a party for an old comrade. Who isn't here at the moment. I don't get it why Sakura even let you in, no one here except Sai know you."
"Are you an ignorant idiot or something? I find it hard to belive that you are the genius in the room." Chi smirked at pineapplehead. "Guess when you have no one to play shogi with, your brain activity starts to die." She took a drag of her cigarette before walking away towards the stereo.
"What a fucking bitch." Chouji said as he sat down on the couch.
"Chouji!" Ino shrieked at her team mate. "It's not polite to say those things about a lady."
"She ain't no lady." Shikamaru mumbled sitting on the other side of his female team mate.
"That's true!" Naruto agreed with the lazy genius.
"Isn't that Sai's crush? The one he follows around all the time?" Kiba asked as he also sat down to join the group.
Ino huffed in annoyance. "She isn't even pretty."
Naruto roared in laughter, clutching his sides. "Oh wow, Sai having a crush on the drunk bitch. That's classic. I highly doubt any man would even have any interest in Chi."
The group, except for Naruto who was still roaring with laughter was silent for a while.
"That's Chi?" Shino mumbled.
"You guys really didn't notice?" Naruto asked dumbfounded.
"Shut up Naruto, you didn't exactly figure out it was Chi when you saw her again." Sakura said joining their conversation. "But yes. That is Chi."
The group watched as the dark haired girl fumbled with the stereo and looked over the CD's on the CD rack. She had changed a lot. Loosing all of the weight, she was no longer fat, she seemed almost anorexic now. Her hair had gotten longer, & her eyes no longer held the warmth she used to have. Now they where cold & judgemental. Her personality had also taken a 180° spin. The sarcastic judgemental drunken slut was nothing like 12 year old Chi. She used to be so polite, shy, awkward and clumsy.
"Are you sure it's not an imposter with a very bad transformation technique?" Chouji asked dumbfounded.
"Yeah, we're sure. Tsunade confirmed it's Chi alright." Sakura mumbled.
"What a boring ass motherfucking party." Chi mumbled as she looked over the pinkette's CD's. "Not even one good shit on this rack." She frowned and turned around looking at the group that had gathered at the couch. "What are you guys doing? Is that an orgy or something? You guys fucking suck at everything, I'm really ashamed at knowing you guys, you being major losers & all. Don't you know you're supposed to take off your fucking clothes when having an orgy? Maybe you haven't had sex education yet, that would explain EVERYTHING." The dark haired girl took another drag of her cigarette after chugging her sake.
"I think we should check if it's a transformation techinque again." Kiba frowned.
"I agree." Ino responded.
"Fucking drunken ass bitch." Naruto mumbled then taking a sip of his alcohol.