A/N: Jonathan's in for a wild ride…
Don't own jonny, eddie, or gotham.
"YOU'RE WHAT?"
Eddie sighed and picked up the half-eaten piece of toast that the Master of Fear had just dropped. "I have to go run some errands." the Riddler said calmly, "And since I can't leave you here all by yourself, I'm leaving you with a babysitter."
The Scarecrow smacked a hand as hard as he could on the blanket.
"Absolutely not! I am the Master of Fear! The Lord of Despair! Not some infant to be watched over and spoon-fed!"
"First of all, nobody's going to be 'spoon-feeding' you. Second, I am not leaving you here by yourself. Pam is more than capable of taking care of you."
Jonathan screwed up his face and puffed out his cheeks, and for a minute Eddie thought he was going to throw a full-blown tantrum. But then, he blew out a gust of air and crossed his arms, glaring hard at the Riddler. Eddie rolled his eyes.
"You don't have to like it."
"I won't."
"Whatever."
A knock resounded on the door and Eddie turned to go answer it. A few minutes later his was back again.
"They're here!" he announced brightly.
Jonathan's frown deepened. "'They're here? I thought it was just Ivy!"
Eddie shifted slightly.
"Yes, well….Harley was staying with her and she wanted to come, so…"
"HARLEY'S HERE?"
"Well, um…"
Suddenly the door burst open, spilling an extremely bubbly, pig-tailed blonde.
"HI PROFFESAH CRANE!"
A/N: uh-oh…
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