Cpov
After running away from Darcy Eli and I ran outside of the building, only to find that they had moved locations. Instead of the area we were in before, the place where it looked like a desert but it wasn't, we were in a place not too far from a forest. That's where we ran to first, the forest we ran for a few hours. Stopping on a off a few times of course. We had been running for about six hours when Eli suggested they stop for the night, hunt something and then start again in the morning. So here they sat around a fire talking as if nothing major was going on. As if this was just a camping trip.
"The zoo is so damn boring. They need to make it more exiting. You know, take a slimjim, stick it in the ass of some death row inmate, have him run through that lion cage without getting bit. See if he can make it. I'd enjoy the shit outta that. 'There he goes, there he goes, there he goes! Shit, did you see that shit!? That fucker almost got bit. That was fun.' I think that would be really funny to see."
"Wow Eli."
"Oh! Then if he eats the slimjim we'll give him a free pack of cigarettes. 'Oh hell he's eating it, come on kids.' That would make a lot more people come to the zoo!"
Then Eli started laughing uncontrollably, I mean what he said was funny, but not that funny. But I started laughing too, because his laugh was contagious. A few hours later we had somehow gotten on the subject of porn. Eli was telling me something stupid of course.
"I know porn, I'm in my room a lot, I watch a lot of it. Well not a lot of it. Two or three minutes of it, they need something for guys like me... two-ninety nine, I don't need the whole twelve ninety-nine, hell I never get to the second scene. Its always better, 'Fuck I should have waited, she's got bigger titties. Shit there's twins! I'm stupid!' I remember when I first discovered masturbation, I remember. I didn't get shit done that week. That was all I wanted to do, 'This feels great! How come nobody told me about this!?' I was always made to feel guilty because of it, Bullfrog would always say, 'Now don't be pulling on your pecker you'll yank that son of a bitch off, end up like your cousin Michel. You know she used to be Micheal. You get in here and eat.' The way I see it is, we don't have a reason to feel guilty, if God didn't want us to do it he would've made our arms shorter. I think that's why the T-Rex was such an angry creature. 'AHHH! RAHHH!' If somebody would have just jacked his big ass off he might have been a little more friendly. '(sigh of relief) La la la.' My dad says 'The only reason I jack off anymore is cause it to tiresome to get anyone to sleep with me. Hell even as a married man there is a whole process you gotta go through. Dinner, drinking, dancing. You can never just show it to her that never works. (makes a zipping sound) 'Huh... Wha... huh... tada!' I've been married twenty-three years I'll be damned if I'm gonna beg for it anymore. It's like I tell your mother, 'You're it. I picked you! I cant run down the street 'Mrs. Johnson my wife wont give me any pussy can I have some of yours?' I cant!' It's just as easy to take care of it yourself. You know I get in the closet take care of it, I go mow. It's just easier that way.'
"Uh... why exactly did he tell you that?"
"Oh well I asked him what it was like to be married, ended up with the longest discussion of my life about how its hard to get sex once she says 'I do.' "
"So he just up and told you that?"
"Yeah. It's Bullfrog what do you expect?"
"True. Well I'm getting tired. I'll see you in the morning. Where gonna keep running right?"
"Yeah. Goodnight, sweet dreams."
"You to."
Then I drifted off to sleep. I regretted not continuing my discussion with Eli, because for a little while I forgot that everything was wrong.
Haha, hope you enjoyed. I just wanted to do a happy chapter. PLEASE REVIEW! Bye now.