Five More Minutes
Disclaimer: If I owned a sonic screwdriver, it'd make the sound AND light up. Not just light up. Unfortunately, I don't – I don't even have a light-up-noise-making pen that looks like it. Ergo, I couldn't possibly be the alien using the alias "Russel T. Davies."
A/N: This title (unintentionally) given to me by a review from Sunfall E.
Chapter 13: There's Mary Sue (100 words)
"Where've we landed this time?"
"Sue-land."
"Sue-land?"
"Yup."
"Right... is everyone here named Sue or something?"
"Yup."
"Really? Everyone has the same name?"
"No! That's not what I said, is it?"
"You said everyone's named Sue."
"I didn't say that's their only name, did I?"
"Well, no..."
"So they can all be named Sue then, can't they?"
"I s'pose."
"I'll show you." He led his young companion out of the TARDIS. "See? Look at their nametags! They all say Sue!"
"They're all named Sue and they all wear nametags?"
"Well, of course!" She paused.
"How come they look like rabbits?"
A/N: I have no idea where the ending came from. It just... did. I dunno. I'm wierd tonight, I s'pose.