Five More Minutes
Disclaimer: If I owned a sonic screwdriver, it'd make the sound AND light up. Not just light up. Unfortunately, I don't – I don't even have a light-up-noise-making pen that looks like it. Ergo, I couldn't possibly be the alien using the alias "Russel T. Davies."
A/N: I printed "The Doctor's Song" and tried to staple it with two different staplers... neither of which had staples in them. Hence this chapter.
Chapter 14: Staplers and Stickers (100 words)
"What're you rummaging through that drawer for?"
"Hmm? Oh, I'm looking for a stapler."
"A stapler?"
"You know, put not too many pieces of paper in the mouthy bit, shove down with your palm, and the papers get stuck together by a little bit of metal?"
"That sounds a little ridiculous."
"You're telling me you've never heard of staplers?"
"Nope!"
"Well... do you have anything else I can use to stick these sheets of paper together?" He dug in the drawer and produced a small, flat, rectangular thing that looked like a USB stick.
"It's called a sticker."
"A sticker?"
A/N: The "sticker" design came from an old USB that I had sitting by my monitor. I then proceeded to ah... try to "sticker" my mouse pad (which is really awesome by the way). Needless to say, it didn't work.