Five More Minutes

Disclaimer: If I owned a sonic screwdriver, it'd make the sound AND light up. Not just light up. Unfortunately, I don't – I don't even have a light-up-noise-making pen that looks like it. Ergo, I couldn't possibly be the alien using the alias "Russel T. Davies."

A/N: I am currently pissed off at Jack's complete... betrayal of Gwen. AND the fact that he let Ianto die (not that there was much he could've done).

Chapter 19: Jack (100 words)

A man in clothing typical of the 1940s, complete with billowing greatcoat, stepped through the doors of the TARDIS. The teenage girl, who had up until that moment been contentedly reading a book, looked up. She recognized the man and glared at him. "You!" she exclaimed, dropping her book to the floor and striding purposefully over to him.

"Do I know you?" he asked. She punched him, hard, in the face.

"Ow," she moaned, having put a little too much force into the punch. He inspected his nose, which was dripping blood.

"What was that for?"

"You're a bloody idiot!"

A/N: Well. That's a wee bit satisfying, but I still want to shoot him. In the face.

And then maybe blow him up again.