Five More Minutes
Disclaimer: If I owned a sonic screwdriver, it'd make the sound AND light up. Not just light up. Unfortunately, I don't – I don't even have a light-up-noise-making pen that looks like it. Ergo, I couldn't possibly be the alien using the alias "Russel T. Davies."
A/N: I don't think I'm done killing Jack, but I was reading a fanfic and was reminded of the Doctor's obsession with bananas and remembered that I'd learned the "proper" way to eat bananas recently.
Chapter 21: How to Eat a Banana (100 words)
She entered the TARDIS's kitchen and found the Doctor trying to peel a banana. "You're doing it wrong," she informed him, getting herself a piece of chocolate cake.
"What?"
"You're peeling that banana incorrectly."
"I am not."
"Are too. You haven't even opened it yet." She emphasized her point, pointing with a fork covered in cake. "Give it here."
"No!"
"I'm just going to open it for you." Sighing, he handed her his precious fruit. She flipped it over and squeezed the bottom bit. It peeled open easily. "Here."
"Where'd you learn how to do that?" She shrugged.
"Youtube."
A/N: I had some really good chocolate cake today. Well, yesterday. I want more.