Five More Minutes
Disclaimer: If I owned a sonic screwdriver, it'd make the sound AND light up. Not just light up. Unfortunately, I don't – I don't even have a light-up-noise-making pen that looks like it. Ergo, I couldn't possibly be the alien using the alias "Russel T. Davies."
A/N: This one has two references to Firefly and was actually going to be about something else, but then I changed my mind and decided I liked this 'plot' instead.
Chapter 26: God Bloody Dammit (100 words)
"God bloody dammit!"
The Doctor stared at his young companion. "What a lovely choice of words," he commented.
"Well, what would you rather I said? Butt face? Bloody hell? Gorram? Actually, it wasn't really a god damn situation, and I said 'god bloody dammit' not 'god damn' anyway. So, maybe not gorram. But I could have said 'butt face' if you would have preferred that. Or 'bloody hell.' Or just 'god dammit,' I suppose."
"Is everything alright in that head of yours?" She smiled.
"Everything's shiny, Captain!"
The Doctor gave her a look that clearly said that she was insane.