This one is a bit shorter... i'll continue work on the third chapter. Might be different from the others sense i wrote these first 2 a while ago.

Sojiro had many dreams when he slept. His dreams were divided in to three separate categories: as an otaku he often dreamt about the anime, manga, and video games he had played recently, as a widower he dreamed about an alternate reality where his love never died, and as a man he dreamed about sex. More often, he dreamed a mixture of the three.

The middle-age man woke and sighed in disappointment as he saw the clock.

It read 7:30, yet another sign of his growing elderly status.

The girls would not wake for several hours leaving Sojiro to lazing around the house. It was much to early to do actual work.

"Dad, please close the bathroom door, especially when we have guests." Konata had said this countless times before, but Sojiro would forget… Poor Tsukasa it takes some time to get over something like that.

With the girls at last awakened by Tsukasa's terrified screams, Sojiro prepared a nice western style breakfast for his daughter and her friends.

"All that screaming must have made you hungry, right Tsukasa?" asked wearing her traditional catlike smile

"Yeah" Tsukasa replied blushing slightly.

"And I know Kagami is always hungry!"

"Shut up! I am not always hungry." Kagami snaped

"Calm down I'm just teasing you" Konata conceded "That reminds me I had a dream about you Kagamin~ you ate to much and I had to take care of you."

Sojiro wasn't paying attention. He was crying tears of joy. Three school girls, its like a dream. Without thinking he said "I had a dream about Kagami too." Oh no.

"What was it about" the younger twin asked innocently, ignorantly, tragically.

"…eh…um, I don't remember." Sojiro replied, beads of sweat appearing on his forehead.

"Knowing you it was probably something perverted" Konata chuckled, much to the horror of everyone else sitting around the table.

"…"

"…."

"Thanks for the food" Kagami said and once again took her sister and fled from Sojiro.

Konata was holding in spasms of hysterical laughter. "Are you trying to scar my friends for life?" Sojiro hung his head in shame. "oh right this reminds me. I have something important to tell you" suddenly Konata's voice took a shy tone.

Something important? Oh no she's going to tell me she's a lesbian. Where have I failed? No wait, this is a good thing. This means no sicko guy will ever lay his hands on her. "What is it honey?"

"How would you like to go on a blind date?" - "I accept you no matter what life style you choose!"

"Huh?" - "Huh?"

"I'm going to ignore that…. anyways remember you were talking about remarrying a few months ago?" Konata asked

"Oh yeah I did didn't I?"

"So I got this lonely teacher who just might be desperate enough to go for you."

Lonely teacher? That doesn't sound good. "Listen Konata, I might have said that, but to be honest I just wanted to see your reaction."

"What? You just wanted to see my reaction? Oh daddy, how cruel, you would lie to your own daughter? Boo hoo"

"Don't cry Konata! I'll go." Konata turned away from Sojiro and revealed the v for victory sign to an invisible camera. Sojiro quietly wondered if she knew he could see her.

07:38. Nanako dreamt that she was franticly searching headache medication. She awoke and immediately began searching for her headache medication finding it much easier to locate in real life. She drank a glass of water. Her crushing hangover slowly beginning to dissipate, she returned to bed.

13:00. Nanako finally awakened and began to piece the scattered drunken memories of last night together. A note lay on her nightstand. The handwriting was a disaster, the kind of handwriting that could only belong to a doctor.

"Kuroi-san please don't drink so much it's bad for your health. Drink plenty of water and eat breakfast. Don't worry I didn't take advantage of you. I'm not that kind of guy. Phone number is R#$#%$%T%$%

The phone number was illegible. "figures" kuroi mumbled

There was school tomorrow and tests to grade so the rest of Nanako's weekend melted away into mediocrity.

There was a note in kuroi's desk at school. A pink letter written in neet-ish hand writing that someone had gone through great trouble to make pretty and cute. It was adorn with hearts and purple ink. It was signed by Konata. Kuroi's heart began to race. What should I do? The obvious answer was to actually read the letter and realize that it wasn't a love letter, but she hadn't thought of that. All day she pondered the pros and cons of becoming a lesbian pedophile.

Konata approached her after school. "Did you get my letter?" Konata asked sheepishly.

"Yes Konata I did, but you're a student and I'm a teacher it won't work out between us."

"Why does everyone think I'm a lesbian?" Konata demanded. "I was trying to set you up with my dad"

"Your dad?" what did he look like again?

"Yes, Sojiro Izumi, is his name."