Five More Minutes
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, my name got lost under some papers and Davies left Moffat in charge of the series, instead of me. I really should take it up with him, the bloody alien conman.
A/N: The awesome powers of the internet... multiplied by infinity.
Chapter 30: Internet (100 words)
"Doctor, how exactly does your internet access work?"
"How do you mean?"
"You know. All of space and time at your disposal. You must be able to get something like everything that ever was or ever will be on the internet. How do you keep the computers that access the internet on this ship from exploding?"
"I don't actually use the internet for much. You, with your fanfiction obsession, on the other hand, are testing the strength of the filters."
"So, what, am I going to rip another hole in the space-time continuum?"
"Well, hopefully..."
"Hopefully?"
"We'll be alright."