Dear Abhorrent Diary,
She cornered me. I was down in the library, speaking animatedly with Madam Pince about the lack of adequate Potions books. Then that Miss Granger walked in. I should have known, that little chit has nothing better to do but spend her spare time in the library.
She strode right up to me, her damned Gryffindor courage leading the way as usual. Interrupting me, she proceeded to ask why I had not owled her detailing the time and place of our next Occlumency lesson.
Madam Pince had the graciousness to walk away at this point, seemingly sensing that I was on the verge of spewing out a cesspool of obscenities.
I informed Miss Granger that she would have to serve detention tonight for her lack of patience.
She replied that she was looking forward to it, as she had something important to speak to me about, and then proceeded to peruse the stacks of books.
What the BLOODY HELL could she have to say that I haven't already seen in her ridiculous fantasies? I'm beginning to think that giving that girl detention is the worst possible thing that I could have done. Merlin's pants, I'm supposed to be avoiding her.
Just breathe Severus, breathe.
Damn! If she had the gall to kiss me on the cheek after our last Occlumency lesson, what will the wretched girl do this time? She wouldn't attempt to... Oh bloody hell... She couldn't...
I must not encourage her in any way. For, despite the fact that she is probably the only witch I have met who is my intellectual equal, she is my student, no matter what she thinks of me.
She'll be arriving shortly. Damn!
Severus Snape