I groaned loudly as I flopped down on the bed in my dorm room. I had one to myself (thank God) so it was nice and quiet. As I relaxed on the bed and I started to stretch out my back while I yawned.

Today was my first day at True Cross Academy. Mephisto said that I would only be attending normal classes on the first day and on day 2 I would be taking both normal and exorcist related classes (which I thought was a little odd, but whatever). I stared up at the ceiling blankly, engrossed in thought.

What's so special about this school? I internally grumbled, The only thing different is the monstrous size of the campus. Oh, and the exorcists.

I was rather irritated at the school because I was the newb in every one of my classes and I still knew, or at least understood, what they were talking about. In spite of that, I was happy that I would be learning some exorcising techniques tomorrow. I know it's sort of unnecessary for me to learn this stuff since I already know how to kill the demons. But it sounds like an interesting topic to study and that's what matters. To me anyway.

I yawned again in an unfortunately obnoxious manner. It was so loud that even it surprised me.

Damn, I must be really tired! I got up to turn off the light so I could actually sleep instead of ponder. I was just about to hit the switch when I heard three firm knocks on my door.

With a sigh, I wondered over to the door and opened it. I sorta glared at the poor guy before I could even register who he was. But once I noticed it was four-eyes my glaze softened.

"What's up?" I asked in a tone that sounded a bit too unfriendly for my liking.

But four-eyes was unfazed and with a kind look in his eye (that I have never seen before, every time I say him he was either pissed off or really grumpy) he said, "Sorry for disturbing you. But you're the new exorcist, Yoru Kuroitsubasa, yes?"

I nodded.

"My name is Yukio Okumura and I'm your Anti-Demon Pharmacology teacher. Nice to meet you."

After another nod and a smile I said, "Sounds interesting, but aren't you a little young to be teaching?" Even when we were this close he didn't look any older than 17. He was either a genius (YAY! I'm not the only smarty pants!) or had some sort of aging disease (ew...).

"Maybe," he smirked, "Anyway, here," he handed me a key, "you can use this on any door and you'll show up in the in the Exorcist Cram School. First years go to room 1106."

I took the key from him.

"A magic key, eh? That'll make life easier." I mumbled. But on the inside I was laughing my ass off because I still had the one I stole from the other exorcist who may or may not be in the hospital at this very moment with a concussion.

"I suppose it does, doesn't it? Well, see in class tomorrow." He bowed his head slightly and then left. So I closed the door and leaned my back against it. With a laugh I walked across my room to my desk which had my bingata kinchaku on it.

Technically it wasn't a bingata kinchaku it was actually a gate way to a huge open dimension that was disguised as a bingata kinchaku. It also happened to contain all of my stuff, and I mean everything. Cloths, some swords, a gun or two, a lot of books, magic keys, my ipod, two refrigerators (one for food and the other for drinks), etc, etc.

Anyway, I opened it up and threw it inside carelessly. Then, out of habit, I summoned up my phone to check for any mission requests. I groaned at myself, remembering that Mephisto told me, no, made me promise that I wouldn't leave the campus. Besides, there were no messages or missed calls, so it didn't matter anyway. After that, I went back to what I was doing before being interrupted by four-eyes, turning out the lights and going to sleep.

When I was done my normal classes I hurried to a secluded part of the campus. Then I went on a door search. It didn't take too long to find one and when I did I stuck in the key, opened the door, and then found myself in the Exorcist Cram School. The interior was very cool and the ceiling was pointlessly high up, but it added to the effect of awesomeness in this place.

I started walking and as I walked I observed the scenery. Eventually I got bored of it and let my mind wander from the task at hand. Which was find my classroom.

I wonder where this place is. Is it under ground? Is it like the Bat Cave? I had to laugh at myself for such strange though. Nah, can't be in a cave. Knowing the exorcists' variety of abilities I wouldn't be surprised if it was invisible or something weird like that. I snapped out of my faze in a slight panic and froze.

Crap! What time is it! I shoved my hand into my bingata kinchaku and fished out my ipod. I quickly unlocked it and stared at the clock. I still had 10 minutes until class started. I sighed a deep sigh of relief. Then continued walking. Don't ask how I managed to be this early. Even I don't know. But I am quite grateful. My eyes looked over all of the doors I was passing.

1107, 1108, 1109. Wait... What was my room number? This time I drug into my pocket and pulled out the piece of paper I wrote the room number down on right before I went to bed.

1106? Damn it! Why am I so forgetful! I promptly jogged backwards until I stood in front of the right door. While grumbling at my own stupidity, I grabbed the door knob and turned it, half expecting it to be locked. But, to my surprise, it wasn't.

Not locked? Isn't that not safe, or something? I pushed the door open to find a rather large and empty classroom. I looked at the clock in the front of the classroom to find I was still a good 8 minutes early. So I sauntered in and sat in the very, very back of the room. Now to fulfill my greatest mission yet: Creep Everyone The Fuck Out.

This operation has two purposes.1) to make my day, and 2) make sure the people leave me alone. Lets just say I don't do well with people... at all. (they usually make me want to kill myself or become a cereal killer, which I already am in a sense).

Showing off my best and meanest glare, I stared at the door. 3 minutes passed before someone finally showed up. Or should I say, a few someones (is that even a word?). Three boys boys walked in, one with pink hair (a color I really really really hate...), another with black hair with a yellow streak down the middle, and the third was short and practically bald. When they noticed me each of them flinched. Some more spaztic than others. For instance, the striped haired dude jumped up with a look of surprised on his face, while both the baldy and the pink hair guy nearly jumped out of their skins wearing expressions that screamed, "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!"

After 5 seconds of staring at the trio (the two spazes had relaxed by then) a boy out in the hall asked, "What are you doing?" and then, as if on cue, he walked in. It was the other exorcist I saw during my last mission. He had black, kinda shaggy hair, and he gave off a sensation that I'm all too familiar with. I narrowed my eyes, That boy isn't human...

"The creepy chick in the back scared me." murmured the pink haired dude as he pointed at me.

"What are you talking abo-" he stopped mid-sentence when he saw me. I was still glaring, just barely able to keep myself from falling off my chair laughing. But this guy shuddered and he had this look on his face that said, "Lolwut?" and that just made me lose it.

I wasn't on the floor laughing, I was having a Laugh Attack, or a fit of unstoppable laughter, while my head was down on the desk. I could feel that those guys were still looking at me, probably wondering whether or not I'm insane. Which I am slightly.

Once I quieted my roars to a soft giggle, I looked up. Four more people had entered the room since my Laugh Attack began. One was in a hoodie, but I couldn't see his face. Another was a small boy with some sort of puppet with him, one of the two girls here, besides me, was sitting with the boy that isn't quite right and was blonde and seemed a little ditsy, the other was sitting by herself. Her hair was long and split between two piggy tails. When I finished studying my classmates I had regained my composure. I did that just in time as Yukio wandered in and then class began.

The classes were interesting but a bit too easy. Personally I wanted to get into combat, and lucky for me one of my teachers mentioned that soon there would be a test that would make us students raise up to the rank of Exwire (weird name). So that was now the highlight of my "exorcist" career.

Classes ended and I left, plain and simple. On my way back through the campus to my dorm I ran into that boy. The one that gave off that demonic feeling. He looked at me like I was crazy.

"Sorry about what I did in the classroom," I giggled as he relaxed.

"You're so weird," he said.

"Tell me something I don't know, Yoru Kuroitsubasa, nice to meet you."

"Rin Okumura."

I stared at him for a bit and it made him shift a bit nervously under my gaze. I raised an eyebrow and asked, "You're related to four-eyes?"

I was about to correct myself and call him Yukio but Rin just laughed and corrected me instead.

"Spotty-four-eyes."

"Spotty?" I giggled.

"He has quite a few moles. I would know, being his brother." Rin walked towards me, much calmer than he was before. Who knew glaring at people would leave such a mark?

"I noticed." Before I could say anything else, the blonde ran up.

"Oh, Shiemi! What is it?" Rin looked and sounded generally surprised.

"Um, I just needed help with my homework and..." I tuned her out. She's even worse than I had thought she was.

"Well, I'll leave you to be. Bye, nice meeting you Rin!" I think I interrupted a conversation between him and Shiemi, but I simply ranoff back to my dorm.

A/N: A bingata kinchaku is basically a kimono bag. Just thought I'd tell you.