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I sat down with Miko, Jack, and Raf sitting in front of me. The bots were sitting close by and Agent Fowler sat down lose to me

"Alright, which story first?" I ask

"The very first time you met the graboids!" Miko says. I smirk and pull up my right pants leg showing the scar the graboid tongue left when it bit me

"What's that?" Jack asks

"This is where the graboid tongue bit me. The graboid broke through the wall in my home when I was five," I explain, "My dad, twin sister, and I have matching scars."

"Wow!" the kids chorus

"Alright, time for the story. It started out as a normal day, but everything changed when Uncle Earl and Uncle Val showed up with a graboid tongue, we thought it was a mutated snake at time, attached to the back axel of their truck. The graboids had already claimed Ole Fred, Edgar, two workers, and the Doc and his wife along with the Doc's car which was pulled under. When my uncles went up to get the Doc, a graboid attacked them and ended up eating Walter's horse. They found Doc's car under the ground and took off back to Chang's. My parents, sidings, and I were driving around looking for mutated snakes, but ended up not finding any so we went home. While Mom was watching outside with binoculars and Dad was making homemade pipe bombs, Earl called in on the CB radio. They were on the roofs and the graboids were attacking the bases of the buildings. After the graboid broke into our wall and we killed it, leaving it in the wall, we got on our roof. The graboid took out our Jeep and everyone in town picked us up in the cat. We had a final showed down on the old Jeep trail. The End."

"Whoa. You were five?" Miko gasps

"What do these creatures look like?" Ratchet asks and I show him a picture of El Blanco.

"This is my baby El Blanco. He's albino and is larger than a normal graboid. Their skin is a dark grey while his is a light grey." I explain

"Things that size couldn't move very quickly."

"Oh really? What about you guys?"

"She got you there Ratchet." Jack says and Ratchet just smirks at me

"Can we see?" Raf asks. I nod and show the kids a picture of my 'eldest son' El Blanco. They look at his picture in awe making me laugh lightly.

"You know what? I should show you guys George up close." I say

"Who's George?" the kids ask

"He's my grablite baby. He's what hatches from the egg and these ones grow into graboids like El Blanco. El Blanco and George are both albinos." I say

"We can see him?!" Miko questions excitedly and I shrug

"Maybe. He is a danger even if he's just a baby."

"I kind of want to see these things myself." Agent Fowler says

"Won't we have to ask the government and Twitch would make me fill out forms for everybody." I mumble

"Who's Twitch?" Jack questions

"He's the fed in charge of Perfection's 'wildlife'." I sigh

"Please can we go? Please!" Miko begs

"Alright, you can go." I sigh and look at the bots "What about ya'll?"

"I'll stay here." Ratchet says and Arcee agrees. Optimus nods

"I'll go." Bulkhead says and Bumblebee nods excitedly. I laugh and stand up

"Can't tell anybody we're coming until we get there. No cell towers in the valley." I add. They nod and we head to my home with Bulkhead and Bumblebee in vehicle form