Emmett's Cullen's Blog

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I don't own any Twilight stuff or anything like that :) Please read all the other diary's as I'm making all the Cullen's blogs! Here is the link to Stephanie Cullen's diary, she's a made-up Cullen and I invented her :) I don't own Twilight again or anything! /s/9280769/1/Stephanie-Cullen-s-Homework-Assignmen t

2. Chapter 2

I laughed for ages about what happened yesterday.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I was laughing out loud for a while, until Edward used hid emo speech to make me shut up. Carlisle and Esme tried to make them clear up the mess.

They yelled again.

I was sexting with Rosalie. That was fun.

Then we played XBox in the living room with Jaz, Alice and Rose. Jasper won. Screw him.

I was pretty sure Stephanie was trying to get another little animal, since I saw her stealing a net from the garage. Oh great. Another week of painfully dull and tedious depressed songs, over dramatic speeches and looks, and bitchiness after Carlisle throws the animal out.

Yay.

But, this time, dad didn't throw it out. Apparently Alice and Jaz went into her room, and it was all dead and guts everywhere all over the CD player. She said it was a fish named Percy. She said it was her best fish.

I saw her attacking him with a baseball bat. It looked hilarious and fun, so I joined in. Carlisle called them in for a lecture. Haha! We all listened in.

It is literally like World War 3 between Edward and Steph now.

I won't be surprised is one of them acquires a nuclear weapon.

Emmett out.