Emmett's Cullen's Blog

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I don't own any Twilight stuff or anything like that :) Please read all the other diary's as I'm making all the Cullen's blogs! Here is the link to Stephanie Cullen's diary, she's a made-up Cullen and I invented her :) I don't own Twilight again or anything! /s/9280769/1/Stephanie-Cullen-s-Homework-Assignmen t

3. Chapter 3

THE WORST THING HAPPENED TODAY! THE BEST TV IN THE HOUSE BROKE!

It sucks.

Edward and Stephanie are always breaking stuff, although mostly each others.

In other news, Stephanie is stupid and spelt her name wrong on her homework. She wrote 'Stphnie'. She is so stupid it's funny. Dad wanted to tutor her, and Edward and 'Stphnie' had a hissy fit.

Then everyone went hunting. Something happened to Stphnie's tshirt, but I don't know the details.

Then I played Xbox with Edward and Jaz. After I beat Edward (YES!) I teamed up with Jasper.

Now, about the TV. Carlisle took the lid of the vent off and loads of flour came out.

The horror.

Stephanie gasped dramatically and said "Who put flour in there?!" Then I said "Noooooooooo! There's a game on today! How am I supposed to watch it now!?" And Alice said "Emmett, get over yourself. Your acting like this is the only TV in the house. There's basically one in every room!"

Still. It's the best.

Emmett out.