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Season Three Episode Ten: "The Telemarketing Call of Cthulu" Chapter Two
Earth. Blunk's home. Four teens and the passling were trying to decide on how to approach the situation of the Guardians disappearing into the strange moving fold when a new fold appeared and returned them. The three boyfriends ran to their girls, expressing concern.
"It was only Kandrakar in big hurry Matt." Will said.
Caleb said, "Big hurry sounds bad. What's up?"
"What's up is an ancient monster the size of a small mountain heading straight for the city." Elyon said. "And we might not be powerful enough to stop it."
Will stepped back from her boyfriend. "Matt. I'm sorry to do this to you again. I swear you'll actually get in on the fighting someday. But right now, we need a city-wide glamour to hide what's going on."
"I gotcha. But I'll have to gather up the other regents for one that big. I better get moving." Matt transformed into his regent form and flew away.
Martin asked, "Is there anything I can do?"
"Me too." Miranda added. "I want to help."
Irma said, "The best thing you two can do is contact the adults who know the truth, and get them to help you trick the rest of our families into going somewhere safe."
"And where is safe?" said Martin.
Will answered, "Anywhere but here… Guardians Unite!"
After transforming, the Guardians flew away, leaving Martin, Miranda, and Blunk behind. "Blunk no believe this." the passling lamented, "Again, already. Blunk try to get away from monsters. Monsters come here. Blunk hate monsters…" He glanced at Miranda, "No offense."
"For the last time Blunk, I'm not really a… oh forget it. No offense taken. Let's go Martin, you call Yan Lin and Professor Collins, I'll call Will's mother and Irma's dad."
"Right."
High above Heatherfield, the Regents of Earth hovered in a circle, facing each other. "What's the plan Matt?" Napoleon asked. "It sounds like this thing is gonna do a number on the entire city. What can we make people think is really going on?"
"I can only think of one thing that might explain all the damage a monster even bigger than the overgrown Cedric is likely to cause. Follow my lead." The regents focused, and on the ground below Heatherfield's residents began to see dark storm clouds forming above…
Susan was busily working when her phone rang. "Susan Vandom here, how can I help you? Miranda? What's going on, did Will have to 'leave'? There's a WHAT coming this way? You're serious aren't you? Okay, Theresa Cook never met with me like she wanted, I'll call her back and try to get that whole family somewhere safe." Susan hung up. "What am I going to tell them?" she wondered.
"Professor Collins? This is Martin. Listen, Irma asked me to call you, we've got a Guardian emergency. No, it's not Neera this time. Do you think you could come up with some way of distracting my parents, and maybe Cornelia's too, away from the city center? I'm not sure, but I think things are gonna get dangerous there pretty soon."
"Officer Lair? It's Miranda. Are Chris and Irma's mom there with you? Good, we've got big trouble. You need to get them away from the city somehow, and fast. What? No, Irma's fine so far, it's not even here yet. Yeah Martin too, he's right next to me calling Yan Lin. Oh, and can you call the Browns? Okay, be careful."
"Silver Dragon Restaurant! Finest Chinese food in town, what would you like to order? Oh Martin, how are the girls? What? Hang on. Mother, it's for you." Martin heard sounds of the phone being handed over. "This is Yan Lin. Oh, you don't say. Okie-dokie, don't you worry. I'll get my son and daughter-in-law out of here somehow."
The Guardians were flying over downtown, at an altitude just high enough to make them invisible at ground level. All six were watching the direction of the harbor. All at once, what at first looked like a shadow appeared on the horizon. It quickly grew, rising above the horizon line. "Here it comes." Will said.
"I hope our parents are on their way to safety." said Hay Lin.
Irma said, "I'm not too concerned there. Between the two of them Martin and Miranda are sure to get them moving somehow. Will, any idea what kind of glamour the regents are cooking up?"
"None. Whatever it is, I hope they do it soon. I figure we've got about three minutes before someone on the ground sights big ugly." As Will finished speaking, the sky turned dark. High winds were felt, but didn't actually move anything.
"These winds aren't real!" Hay Lin shouted. "They must be a part of the glamour illusion!"
Taranee agreed. "Yeah! I think I know what Matt's up to, and it's brilliant!"
"What's brilliant?" Elyon asked.
Taranee pointed towards the approaching abomination. "That!" she said. As the girls watched, Cthulu's form was masked by the glamour the regents were creating. To anyone on or near the ground, it would now appear that a huge tornado was responsible for the damage. Even the Guardians saw the illusion if they were too far away.
"That's great!" Elyon said. "Not only will it explain whatever damage is done, it'll scare people away as well!"
"Good work Matt." Will thought. She said, "Ladies, let's do this."
Martin and Miranda exited the sewers just in time to see the huge tornado funnel approaching slowly. "Whoa!" Martin exclaimed. "I hope that's not real!"
"It isn't. It's a glamour similar to the one we tried to keep you away from Garix with. Whatever's inside that fake twister is the real danger." She grabbed Martin's hand and pulled. "C'mon, we got the Guardian's families to safety, now you've got to get out of here yourself!"
"And leave you behind? Don't give me that look, I know you planned on trying to help out! You stay, I stay!"
Miranda sighed. "Irma's gonna kill me. Alright, but you stick close and you do as I say."
"Understood. So which way do we go first?"