Usually when Tony is working on something he could keep his head bowed and hands busy through a nuclear holocaust.
The mass destruction of humanity and all of its innovations, history, art, culture, and potential is one thing.
The noises Loki is making in the deep red and gold wingback chair across the room are another thing entirely.
He sounds like there should be someone in that chair with him, teasing him blind.
When Tony looks over Loki's got a hand wrapped around his thick, straining erection. It's the only flash of skin poking out of his black silk kimono aside from his hands, feet, and a long white v where the material gaps leading up to his neck.
"Do you mind?" Tony's knee deep in wires and his mouth is going dry.
"Not at all, darling." When Loki starts to stroke himself he throws his head back and moans.
"Do you want me to electrocute myself?"
"I think we've already-ah-established that I'd much prefer you alive."
"That's comforting."
Tony watches as the head of Loki's cock starts to flush red.
"Baby, I just love a man whose good with his hands."
"Well, love him later."
"But I want to love him now."
"But what about Wendy."
"Fuck Wendy."
"Sexy. But where do I put it in?"
Tony goes back to tinkering with Wendy. He's cutting and pulling and arranging bits and pieces when suddenly a particularly loud moan from the chair causes his cock to twitch in such a way that makes further concentration impossible.
"Daddy," Breathes Loki from the chair and he's pouting and smoking and jerking off at the same time.
Tony is impressed.
He's also really fucking turned on.
"Daddy, I want to show you something."
Loki's sitting like a whore with one hand between his legs and the other holding the cigarette between his lips. Tony plucks it from between his lips and takes a drag as he plants himself between Loki's spread thighs.
"Yeah?" He says and Loki smirks.
"I want to show you something."
"And what's that, baby?"
"My cock, Daddy."
Tony doesn't know what to do with himself.
But that's never stopped him before and it's sure as fuck not gonna stop him now.
"Oh I see it. Couldn't behave yourself for a minute. Couldn't wait while I was working, could you?"
Loki shakes his head and how easily he can transform into something so childlike might have impressed Tony if he had any blood left to devote to being impressed.
"What did I tell you?"
"That you were gonna finish Wendy after you gave me a good suck. That you were gonna suck me dry, daddy."
Tony knows that, that isn't true. He finds himself quite inclined to believe Loki anyway.
"Oh yeah?"
"Mmm-hmm." Says Loki and Tony sinks between his legs. He finds himself face to face with Loki's tightly drawn sack. He pushes his nose in softly and inhales, just to see.
Loki groans. Tony palms himself through his jeans and finds his mouth hovering near Loki's little pink hole. He takes Loki's ass in his hands and pulls his cheeks apart.
"Darling, what-" Loki's broken character and that's enough to convince Tony that he's on the right track. He starts to circle that hole with a single finger, lightly feeling the texture of the rim and watching it wink open and shut in pursuit of friction.
Tony wants in, and suddenly he remembers that Loki had used something to slick him up first.
He figures that Loki's own cum is slippery enough to get the job done, and he pumps his cock till he's leaking in order to get his fingers nice and wet.
He starts with one and slowly slides it in. Tony's done this with girls enough to know the basic mechanics. He can play a pussy like a violin. He figures this will kind of be like playing a cello.
He slides in and out and feels Loki barely start to open up around him. He doesn't really know enough to be a proper judge of these things, but he thinks that someone like Loki shouldn't be so tight.
"Another." Says Loki and Tony can physically feel him stretch around his fingers. The feeling of his own fingers rubbing against one another slick with cum in that tight heat makes Tony's breath catch.
He wriggles them experimentally, stroking and sliding against Loki's insides just feeling him squirm when suddenly Loki let's out a soft moan.
It takes Tony a minute to find that spot again but when he's done he's certain to rub his fingers against it. Again. And again. And again.
"More." Groans Loki and Tony snakes another finger inside him and gasps when his hole squeezes tight around him.
"Fuck." Tony presses up against his prostate even harder and Loki shifts his entire body downwards, grinding against his fingers.
The room is silent aside from their breathing and soft grunts as Loki takes his lower lips between his teeth and rocks against Tony's hand.
"Talk to me!"
Tony's never heard Loki whine before.
"What...do you want me to say?"
Tony twists his fingers and Loki keens.
"Tell me! Tell me...oh, Daddy, talk to me."
"I...I...umm..."
"Don't you want me to cum, Daddy?"
"Yeah, but not until I say. You, got that?"
"But Daddy-"
"No, Loki." Growls Tony. "You're going to do what I fucking tell you to do." By the end of that sentence he's practically yelling and Loki's looking up at him through his lashes like a frightened child.
"I'm sorry I made you angry."
Tony knows that Loki really isn't sorry. In fact, he's probably never been sorry for anything he's done in his entire fucking life. The bastard couldn't find the word 'remorse' in the dictionary if he had a magnifying glass and three guys to do it for him.
Suddenly Tony's plunging in and out of his hole like he wants to tear him in half.
Loki's loving it.
"Do you want to punish me, Dad-"
Before he can finish Tony's backhanded him. Loki's eyes are wide and shocked and Tony does it again as he pumps his fingers in and out of him relentlessly.
Loki let's out cry after cry as Tony pounds his face and his ass, chanting curses like a meditative mantra.
"Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you."
Suddenly Loki's spitting out blood and it's running out of his nostrils and Tony feels his erection wilt to nothing. He's relieved when Loki's finished. The man seems to cave in on himself as he cums.
Some hits Tony and he jumps away from Loki like he's been burned.
"I'm gonna wash up and finish Wendy." He says sheepishly before shuffling away as best as he can with a pronounced limp.
Loki watches him go, contemplatively massaging his sore jaw.
Comfy: Yeah, you take two people with the emotional intelligence of kindergarteners and add boners and anger and well...
Dx: thanks?
Stormy: AH I JUST FUCKING HATE ODD NUMBERS I CAN'T NOPE WON'T AH. AND MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH . I told tumblr that this thing grew a plot. And I wasn't joking. And that's very flattering. I'm glad that you enjoy this story so much. :) It warms my cockles.
FGS: A physics grad student once invented a roller coaster that's supposed to kill you, but make you die of euphoria as you are squished by g-forces. He is an inspiration to me. That's kind of what I want this story to be like for the characters and the readers.
Layla: I realize that putting this after a chapter of porn is kind of not effective, but this has grown a plot kind of. And isn't just entirely porn. It's got a sequel man.
Wolfy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thanks man. My mind is like a rubix cube with dolphins instead of colored squares.
Nyann: Ah. As I said before, Jennifer Anniston=nope. I tend to prefer 70's lesbian vampire films and not Jennifer Anniston. There's actually a lot of actresses I can't stand. It makes me wonder if I'm actually kind of self-loathing and weirdly sexist or just good at spotting talented people, as I'm not thrilled with most actors either.
hulky: ZE SO CALLED PLOT I KEEP PROCLAIMING EXISTS. IT THICKENS. And yeah, especially the shippers of obscure ships. They sit there like 'DOES ANYONE HAVE MORE OF MY OTP' 'WHERE CAN I GET MORE OF MY OTP' 'THESE PEOPLE USED TO SHELL OUT MY OTP BUT THEN THEY MOVED ON TO MORE POPULAR OTPS AND FUUUUCKKKK' 'I. NEED. MY. FUCKING. OTP.'
cunling: LOL. So awks. And I changed my url twice last week and forgot to update the link here. lol. First I was the mittcro-romnicon, then I was tea-j-eckelburgers, and then I settled on hungryhungryhiddlestoner. I just fixed the link. Thanks for reminding me! You could also just follow me on tumblr if you wanted, and then we could be tumblr bros, and you could have all of the citrus fruit you wanted. Awwwwyyyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh hhhhhhh.
Loki'd: If you are still alive after this chapter, I want you to know that I love your username.