Chapter 5: Get Back to Pranking

After Team Boogers take a long break in the bathroom, Timmy tell Danny there's a talent show in Dimmsdale.

"Hey Danny, there's a talent show in Dimmsdale." Timmy smirked at Danny.

"Oh really, I'm not falling for that trick again because I know you will prank me." Danny grinned.

Jimmy smirked, "Oh yeah, we'll sing our favorite song over there, right Timmy?"

"Yeah, it'll be awesome." Timmy replied, "But first I need to go to the bathroom again." He rushed to the bathroom and groaning about his stomach pain and the stink.

Spongebob laughed, "He's sure is funny."

Danny called, "Last one to Dumbsville is a rotten loser." He grabbed Spongebob very tightly and says "Whoa" and intangibly flies off to Dimmsdale.

Timmy called from the bathroom, "It's Dimmsdale." Jimmy signed and asked, "Are you done yet?"

Timmy came out of the bathroom and replied, "Yeah, now to the hovercraft."

Jimmy and Timmy run off together to the hovercraft, where it parked at the Bee Park. The bees were awake by the same trespassing noise of Team Boogers and chase them.

Timmy yelled, "RUUNNN! BEEES!" Timmy screamed his head off to the hovercraft.

Jimmy looks around behind him and yelled, "BEES! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

Jimmy and Timmy hold their hands together and blast off into the sky to go to Dimmsdale.

One of the bees yelled, "You better run humans!"

Another one says, "Let's go back to pollination." The groups of bees go back to work and continue to pollinate the flowers.

When Team Boogers arrived, they found Danny and Spongebob entering the talent show.

Jimmy and Timmy were to late to enter because Team Underwear got here first.

Jimmy stomped his foot, "Oh great, we should've get here first before they do if you weren't in the bathroom back in Amity."

"But hey, he's the jerkinator, who prank us into eating spicy sandwich." Timmy replied.

"Let's go see them performing their talents. I hope it is not one of their pranks." Jimmy grabbed Timmy's hand and pulled him to the entrance of the talent show. The signs say for performers and audience is for free. There is no need to pay money and it's for kids only.

Timmy and Jimmy sat in the front row because they were both short, except for Jimmy's giant head."

The curtain rise up and the announcer walked up to the stage and announce bravely, "Girls and Boys, who are under the age of 18, please welcome to our funny pranking show for the audience to laugh. My name is AJ and there are one performer with their partner to perform, Please welcome to Danny Phantom and Spongebob Squarepants."

Timmy asked, "What's AJ doing here?"

"Dunno, but I bet it's great," Jimmy gulped and twitching his eye on the left side.

Danny and Spongebob appear in front of the stage with a guitar and a medium-sized box.

Spongebob grabbed the microphone and fast-talked, "My name is Spongebob and this is Danny. We are going to sing the Camptown Ladies song that we made up. Here is my partner Danny Phantom aka Fenton, who is the superhero of Amity Park. Oh, my best friend is Patrick Star and we love to eat-"

Danny interrupted and grabbed the microphone, and put it on the ground., "Stop it, Spongebob." He begins to strum funny notes on his guitar.

Spongebob jumped up and down and take a deep breath. He sang in a high pitch voice.

Spongebob: Camptown ladies sing your song, doo dah, doo dah, Yank my toe till it's 5 miles long, oh the doo dah day! Every body! Yank my toe all night long! Doo-Dah doo dah!

Danny: Going to run all day, doo dah, doo dah. I bet that Boogers lose all the doo-dah day. Somebody gets their butt kicks off doo dah, doo dah.

Spongebob: I'm gonna squirt my toenails shoots, doo dah, doo dah(He squirted Danny's toenails to Jimmy and Timmy) Which I'm going to hand it over to Boogers, doo dah, doo dah.

Timmy spitted one of the toenails and said, "I hate you, Danny."

"Toenails. They are made of proteins and dead skin cells and we got prank." Jimmy explained, "That is really digusting."

Danny: I beat down my opposing team, doo doh, doo dah. I hit with my garbage beam, doo dah, doo dah. (He shoots Team Boogers with garbage laser beam.)

Spongbob: We love to sing this song doo- (Record scratches by Jimmy saying ENOUGH!)

Timmy signed, "Oh my." Then, the garbage ray shoots at Timmy and Jimmy.

Jimmy was getting frustrated and his face turns red and yelled, "ENOUGH!"

The audience gasped, "You don't say that word. Get them!" The group of kids and teens grabbed Team Boogers and Underwear and kick them out of here.

Team Underwear stands up and laughed, "We got two points. Ha!"

One of the kids threw a tomato at Danny, "Shut up!"

"Hey, what was that for?" Danny cleaned of his tomato stained and yelled back; "I don't like tomatoes since 1990."

Spongebob cheered, "We're two points ahead of you and that means four more points to go."

Timmy asked, "What does that suppose to mean?"

"It means they got two points for hitting us with toenails and garbage." Jimmy explained. Then, he got interrupted by a tomato throw and yelled back, "Hey what was that for?"

"Idiots, who don't like the show and I hate the performers." One of the teen said.

"Why do I feel like I'm so itchy?" Danny asked.

"Yeah, me too." Spongebob scratched his body and butt.

Timmy replied, "I put an itchy powder in one of your underwear and shirt only."

Danny growled, "Why you!" He tried to grab Timmy, but Spongebob grabbed Danny's shirt.

Danny exclaimed, "Let me at him! LET ME AT HIM!"

Jimmy dance -off, "We may not be even, but we are halfway to go, which means 5 more to go."

Spongebob sneezed, "Achoo! What's going on with m-my nose?"

Jimmy replied, "Oh, I added an extra ingredient to the itching power, it's called a piranha's sneezing teeth."

Danny sneezed, "Now, you made us sick. Where did you get the poison piranha's fang?" Then he sneezed.

Jimmy whistled, "I found them when one of the bees dropped them in my hovercraft before we arrived. The, I saw you guys changing shirts and pants behind the dividers. I grabbed them before you finish doing whatever you're doing."

Timmy answered, "Which is four more points to go for both teams."

Danny growled and sneezed, "Achoo! I was- Achoo! Putting deodorant on. Achoo!"

Spongebob sniffled, "Are there's any side affect?"

Jimmy answered, "No, probably just sneezing and itching."

The ending didn't go too well for chapter 5, but please review