1: Kamineko
Cap and Lillian walks down the road.
To the two's left, they see a grey cat taking a nap.
"You reckon I am able to pet it, Cap?"
"Yeah, you can try doing that. You're the Cat Queen after all."
The Cat Queen is a title Cap came up for Lillian because she's good with cats. They find her comforting.
"Here I go!"
Her hand approaches the sleeping cat.
Suddenly, the cat wakes up, and sinks its bear trap-like jaws into Lillian's hand!
"Ow! It bit me!"
"Unbelievable! A cat that even you cannot handle!"
"Find a way to get it off of me!" Lillian said as she flails the cat around.
Two other people approaches. One of them tall with long hair (but still shorter compared to Lillian), the other short with pigtails. Yes, they're Sakaki and Chiyo. It ain't an Azumanga fanfic without canon characters.
"He bit you as well?"
"Ah, Miss Sakaki! I assume that this is the cat that keeps biting everyone?" Asked Cap.
"He does that. Leave it be."
"It's such a shame." said Lillian, who managed to get Kamineko off of her. "I'm usually really good with cats."
I think I'm ending this right here. I ran out of ideas involving this one.