Make Her Pay – 2
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GC: H3Y
GC: H3Y K4RK4T
[carcinoGeneticist has begun trolling gallowsCalibrator]
CG: WHAT
CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
CG: I'M A PRETTY FUCKING BUSY GUY YOU KNOW
GC: Y3S YOU 4R3 V3RY BUSY
CG: T4LK1NG TO SOLLUX 4BOUT YOUR SH1TTY V1RUS3S MUST B3 V3RY H4RD!
CG: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
CG: DID HE FUCKING TELL YOU THAT?
CG: THAT FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
CG: NOW I HAVE TO KILL HIM
CG: WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
CG: WILL IT?
GC: H3H3H3 YOU 4R3 4 V3RY FUNNY GUY
CG: I WASN'T FUCKING JOKING
CG: BUT ANYWAY, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? MAKE IT FAST OR SOME SHIT I HAVE OTHER BETTER THINGS TO DO
GC: TH4T'S NOT V3RY N1C3!
GC: 1 W4S HOP1NG W3 COULD H4V3 SOM3 FUN BUT 1 GU3SS YOU 4R3 JUST TOO BUSY!
GC: 1 GU3SS 1 W1LL K33P T4LK1NG TO SOLLUX 1NST34D!
CG: WHAT THE SHIT IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY THEN SAY IT.
CG: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS BULGEFUCK GAME TODAY.
GC: WH4T G4M3?
GC: 1 4M NOT PL4Y1NG G4M3S!
GC: WHY WOULD 1 PL4Y G4M3S W1TH YOU, 4NYW4Y?
GC: MR GRUMPY4SS NUBBYHORNS
CG: OF COURSE IT'S A GAME
CG: EVERYTHING TO YOU IS A GAME, LIKE THAT FUCKING FLARP SHIT YOU DO
CG: NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT.
GC: FL4RP1NG 1S NOT 4S MUCH OF 4 G4M3 4S YOU TH1NK!
GC: B3S1DES, 1'V3 STOPP3D DO1NG TH4T NOW.\
CG: WELL CONGRATS. GOOD FUCKING GOING. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO TELL ME?
GC: W3LL, SORT OF, 1 GU3SS.
GC: K4RK4T
GC: 1'M BL1ND.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK?
GC: 1 DON'T S33 HOW TH4T 1S H4RD TO UND3RST4ND!
CG: LIKE, ACTUALLY BLIND?
GC: Y3S
GC: UNL3SS 3V3RYTH1NG SUDD3NLY JUST 4RB1TR4R1LY TURN3D BL4CK OV3R N1GHT! H3H3H3
GC: BUT 1 K1ND OF DOUBT TH4T
CG: NO EVERYTHING IS NOT BLACK.
CG: SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT THE SHIT HAPPENED?
CG: I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO BLIND THEMSELVES BUT I GUESS I SHOULDN'T PUT IT PAST YOU.
GC: TH4NKS K4RK4T, TH4T 1S JUST SO 1NSP1R1NG!
GC: 1 SHOULD C4RV3 1T 1NTO TH3 W4LL OF MY H1V3
GC: BUT NO, 1 D1D NOT BL1ND MYS3LF
GC: SORT OF
CG: THAT SURE MAKES SENSE. I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING NOW.
GC: OH SHUT UP
GC: 1 DON'T R34LLY UND3RST4ND WH4T H4PP3N3D MYS3LF
GC: BUT 1 KNOW WHO D1D 1T
GC: 4ND 1 TH1NK 1 C4N GU3SS HOW, TOO
CG: REALLY THIS IS FASCINATING SHIT TEREZI.
CG: WAIT HOW ARE YOU READING THIS IF YOU'RE BLIND
GC: 1 4M L1CK1NG TH3 SCR33N MOSTLY
GC: 1T 1S 34S13R TH4N SM3LL1NG TH3 L3TT3RS. 1 4M NOT V3RY GOOD 4T TH4T Y3T
GC: YOU T4ST3 D3L1C1OUS BY TH3 W4Y H3H3H3
CG: OK THAT IS THE CREEPIEST THING I HAVE READ IN A LONG TIME
CG: AND ONE OF THE MOST DISGUSTING
CG: AND IT ALSO DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE SENSE.
GC: MY LUSUS T4UGHT M3 TO SM3LL 4ND T4ST3 COLOURS
CG: OK WHATEVER SURE. I'LL GO WITH IT.
CG: IT MUST BE FUCKING WEIRD NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE. AND LICKING THINGS.
GC: Y3S 1T 1S W31RD
GC: BUT 1T 1S 4CTU4LLY SORT OF FUN, TOO!
GC: 1 GU3SS 1'M NOT R34LLY 4NGRY 4BOUT 1T
GC: 1S TH4T W31RD?
CG: YES IT'S REALLY FUCKING WEIRD
CG: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING TROLL ARE YOU?
CG: GO KILL THAT BITCH
GC: 1 D1DN'T S4Y WHO 1T W4S!
CG: YOU DIDN'T REALLY FUCKING HAVE TO.
CG: WHO ELSE WOULD YOU BE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT?
GC: H3H3H3 M4YB3 YOU 4R3 SM4RT3R TH4N 1 THOUGHT!
GC: BUT 1 SHOULD GO NOW
GC: TH3R3 4R3 LOTS OF TH1NGS 1 W4NT TO SM3LL
GC: SO TH4T 1 KNOW WH4T 1S WH4T!
GC: T4LK TO YOU L4T3R
CG: YEAH OKAY
CG: HAVE FUN LICKING SHIT OR WHATEVER YOU'RE GOING TO DO
GC: BY3 BY3, GRUMPYNUBS!
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CG: DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT EVER AGAIN
CG: MY HORNS ARE PERFECTLY AWESOME IN EVERY GODDAMN WAY
CG: SHIT YOU'RE OFFLINE NOW AREN'T YOU
CG: I'M JUST TALKING TO MYSELF NOW
CG: GOG I HATE ME
CG: PAST ME, THAT IS
CG: THAT GUY IS A BULGESTROKER.
CG: I HATE PAST ME SO MUCH, I COULD JUST BE MY OWN FUCKING KISMESIS.
CG: WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS
CG: YOU AREN'T EVEN THERE.
CG: FUCK.
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