Make Her Pay – 5
[turntechGodhead has begun pestering gallowsCalibrator]
TG: what was that about
[gallowsCalibrator has begun trolling turntechGodhead]
GC: DONT WORRY 4BOUT 1T COOLK1D
TG: im not worried man it was just weird
TG: i mean like, comparatively weird. you are pretty fucking weird normally.
GC: TH4NK YOU!
TG: that wasn't a
TG: never mind, whatever
TG: what were you doing, you suddenly typed a shitload of gibberish and stopped talking
GC: OH TH4T
GC: 4 STUP1D SP1D3RTROLL JUST R4N UP 4ND GR4BB3ED M3
GC: 1T W4S V3RY RUD3! SO 1 SORT OF JUST 1GNOR3D H3R
TG: isnt that like a desirable thing there
TG: the more of an asshole you are, the better a mate
TG: so like the biggest dick on the planet must be just the sexiest man alive
TG: all troll george clooney up in your business
TG: on all of the covers of troll magazines, living it up like a giant douchebag
TG: shit what were we talking about again
GC: SP1D3RTROLL TH1NKS SH3 1S W1NN1NG
TG: winning what
GC: TH3 COMP3T1T1ON
TG: oh that helps
TG: that is like the epitome of helpfulness
TG: if i was drowning id be all like no thanks im good man you dont to save me
TG: ive got this abundance of help all around me, im totally fine
TG: go save some drowning puppies or something instead
GC: WH4T 4R3 PUPP13S?
TG: shit theyre like mini dogs
TG: do you even have dogs
GC: WH4T 4R3 DOGS?
GC: 4R3 TH3Y D3L1C1OUS?
TG: shit
TG: never mind, dont eat any dogs okay
TG: just dont
GC: 1 JUST LOOK3D UP 4 P1CTUR3 ON TROLL GOOGL3
GC: TH3Y DO NOT LOOK 4S D3L1C1OUS 4S 1 H4D HOP3D : [
TG: good
GC: 4NYW4Y
GC: SP1D3RTROLL ST4RT3D TH1S SORT OF COMP3T1T1ON 4 WH1L3 B4CK
GC: OV3R WHO W1LL M4K3 4 B3TT3R H3RO
TG: so youre obviously the better hero
TG: what with my cool ninja training and all
GC: Y3S NOW 1 C4N SURF TH3 1NT3RN3T W1TH STYL3! TH4NK YOU, COOLK1D!
GC: BUT NO TH4T 1S NOT WH4T 1 M34NT
GC: YOU 4R3 MY H3RO, COOLK1D
GC: 1T 1S YOU!
TG: what no
TG: im not a hero
GC: BUT YOU W1LL B3!
TG: no
TG: im just a normal kid
TG: an outrageously awesome kid
TG: but a normal kid
TG: egbert is the hero
TG: hes already reached godhood
GC: Y3S TH4T 1S WH4T SP1D3RTROLL S33MS TO TH1NK
GC: BUT 1 DONT 4GR33!
GC: YOU W1LL B3 4 H3RO!
TG: dont tell anyone but
TG: i dont think i can beat egbert
TG: well i mean i could totally beat beat him
TG: but i dont really want to
TG: were friends man
GC: 1 KNOW
GC: TH4T 1S WHY 1 4M NOT PUSH1NG YOU 1NTO TH1S STUP1D COMP3T1T1ON
GC: 1 4M JUST GU1D1NG YOU!
GC: 1 4M TROLL YOD4
TG: you have that movie there
TG: really
TG: wow okay
GC: 1T H4S 4 V3RY LONG T1TL3
TG: does it
GC: MOV13 4BOUT TWO US3L3SS S1MP3R1NG ROBOTS TH4T M33T 4 P4TH3T1C S3V3N SW33P TROLL BOY WHO TH3N M33TS 4 CROTCH3TY OLD M4N WHO 1S R3V34L3D TO B3 TH3 CHOS3N ON3 TO H3LP TH3 SP4C3 PR1NC3SS 3SC4P3 FROM TH3 D3MON1C 3MP3ROR
TG: shit that is a long title
GC: 1 W4SNT F1N1SH3D
GC: TROLL14N CUT MY WORD L1M1T : [
TG: wow okay thats a pretty fucking long movie title
GC: Y3S 1T T4K3S UP MOST OF TH3 POST3R
TG: anyway
TG: im not fighting egbert man
GC: Y3S 1 KNOW
GC: 1 DONT N33D UND3RH4ND3D SP1D3RY T4CT1CS TO W1N!
TG: haha yeah okay
TG: whatever that means
GC: 1 W1LL M4K3 YOU 4 H3RO W1THOUT 4LL OF TH4T!
GC: SO JUST TRUST M3 OK4Y? : ]
TG: uh
TG: i guess so
GC: NOW
GC: B3FOR3 YOU S41D JOHN 1S GODHOOD
GC: DO YOU W4NT TO 4SC3ND TO GOD T13R TOO?
TG: i guess so
TG: it would probably help somehow right
GC: Y3S
GC: V3RY GOOD
GC: NOW
GC: 1 H4V3 4 CO1N 1N MY H4ND…