Make Her Pay – 7

[gallowsCalibrator has begun trolling turntechGodhead]

GC: H3Y COOLK1D!

TG: wow

TG: hey sup

GC: WH4T 1S R3V3NG3 L1K3 ON YOUR S1LLY L1TTL3 PL4N3T?

TG: the fuck

TG: i dont even know what thats supposed to mean

TG: like not even a little bit just what the hell

TG: my mind is as blind to the meaning of that message as you are to

TG: well

TG: everything

GC: V3RY N1C3 M4K3 FUN OF TH3 BL1ND G1RL!

TG: sorry

GC: H3H3H3 W3LL 1 DONT 4CTU4LLY C4R3 BUT

TG: then whyd you say it

GC: SOM3T1M3S 1T 1S B3ST TO L3T OTH3RS F1N1SH SP34K1NG B3FOR3 YOU T4K3 CONTROL OF TH3 CONV3RS4T1ON YOU KNOW!

TG: im always in control of the conversation

TG: always

TG: always

TG: did i say that enough times

TG: good

GC: Y3S 1 TH1NK TH4T W4S 4 SUFF1C13NT NUMB3R

GC: 3 1S 4LW4YS 4 GOOD NUMB3R

GC: OR 4

GC: OR 1!

TG: oh i didnt even notice

TG: thats your weird cult thing isnt it

TG: with the numbers

GC: 1T 1S NOT 4 CULT TH3Y 4R3 TH3 NUMB3RS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS!

GC: BUT 1 WOULDNT 3XP3CT YOU TO UND3RST4ND YOU 4R3 JUST 4 HUM4N

GC: 4 COOL HUM4N OF COURS3

GC: V3RY COOL!

GC: BUT ST1LL 4 HUM4N : \

TG: ouch man

TG: your words wound me like fucking knives

TG: i am just bleeding out all over the place here

GC: NO 1 4M PR3TTY SUR3 1 WOULD T4ST3 TH4T

TG: no i was just

TG: shit

TG: never mind

TG: why the hell are you asking me about revenge anyway

GC: 1 W4S JUST CUR1OUS

GC: WH4T 1S R3V3NG3 L1K3 WH3R3 YOU COM3 FROM?

GC: 1S 1T JUST1C3?

GC: SW33T, COLD JUST1C3?

TG: uh

TG: i guess so

TG: isnt that sort of like the definition

TG: revenge is like justice on the other person isnt it

TG: youre all like damn that bitch

TG: better fucking get some justice done

TG: gotta take matters into my own hands

TG: wait you have hands right

GC: HOW DO YOU TH1NK 1 4M TYP1NG?

TG: yeah that was stupid

GC: Y3S

GC: V3RY STUP1D

GC: STUP1D STUP1D DUMB

TG: well i guess you could be typing with tentacles or something but

TG: oh gog the images that just flooded my brain why

TG: no

TG: gogdammit

GC: WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG?

TG: nothing

TG: never mind

TG: i dont think your planet has the same uh

TG: associations

GC: 4PP4R3NTLY NOT!

GC: YOU L34V3 BUCK3TS LY1NG OUT 4LL OV3R YOUR H1V3S WH3R3 4NYON3 C4N S33 TH3M!

TG: what

TG: why are buckets something weird for you guys

TG: some sort of weird kinky shit

TG: like puppets

GC: WH4T 4R3 PUPP3TS?

TG: no

TG: if you have to ask youre not ready

GC: 1 4M R34DY!

TG: no seriously

TG: that is shit no one wants to see

TG: no one

TG: if youre really curious ill send you a link to my brothers shitty ironic site or something but

TG: dont say i didnt warn you

GC: Y3S SHOW M3!

TG: [link]

TG: you still there

TG: you havent said anything in a while

TG: was that just too much for your eyes to handle

TG: i mean your nose

TG: or your tongue maybe i dont know i dont really get how your whole colour thing works

TG: did your senses just all cut out at once

TG: overwhelmed by the sheer amount of puppet dong

TG: its cool man ive been there

GC: 1 DONT UND3RST4ND

TG: holy shit youre alive

GC: WH4T 1S H4PP3N1NG?

GC: WH4T 4M 1 W4TCH1NG?

TG: well its

TG: you know actually i dont really want to explain this to you

TG: i know something better

TG: why dont you go ask your boyfriend to explain it to you

GC: WH4T 1S 4 BOYFR13ND?

TG: just ask anyone

GC: HMM OK4Y 1 W1LL! THANK YOU, COOL K1D!

TG: heh

[gallowsCalibrator has ceased trolling turntechGodhead]

[carcinoGeneticist has begun trolling turntechGodhead]

CG: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

CG: JUST FUCK YOU

CG: FOREVER

CG: FUCK

CG: EVEN I DON'T HAVE A CURSE INVENTIVE ENOUGH TO FORCIBLY SHOVE MY SHEER RAGE IN YOUR FACE AND SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE

CG: AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING

CG: I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR STUPID RED TEXT RIGHT NOW IT'S FUCKING SICKENING

CG: JUST

CG: FUCK

CG: YOU

[carcinoGeneticist has ceased trolling turntechGodhead]

TG: heh

TG: yes

TG: excellent