Chapter 14
Shania and Blitz walked in the semi and locked all the doors, then advanced to the back to see a huge room that looked like the inside of a mansion. There was even a golden stair case that led up to some rooms.
Shania held Blitz's paw as they raced up to one of the rooms. Once up there, they didn't even care about shutting the door. They just lie down on the bed and started kissing. They then stopped kissing and Shania reached up and pulled Blitz's pants down and off, then took his shirt off. They then rolled over, switching places and Blitz's took Shania's clothes off her. She then placed herself between his legs, then went to work.
Meanwhile, in the surgery room, Colleen was sleeping on the table.
"Listen, you have to remain calm." said Professor Shepherd. "I have to do brain surgery. You do know what that means, right?"
"Yes." Hunter said, horrified.
"Do whatever you can to make yourself calm." said Professor Shepherd.
Hunter grabbed Colleen's paw and held on tight.
Outside.
"So what's Mr. Sanhusky been up to?" asked Shag.
"Movie business." said Exile.
"How was it?" asked Shag.
"It was starting to annoy me, comrade." said Exile. "People criticizing me for my Russian accent... I told them I'd never save them."
"Pretty harsh." said Shag.
"Yeah." said Exile. "But enough about me. What about you? You've sure changed a lot."
"I don't remember how long ago it was, but I woke up one day and drank water from my bowl..." started Shag. "It was weird. I felt more human than I ever have. I could talk as a result. I'm glad I can too. One time, I discovered I'm not as scared as I used to be. I moved out of Poland to start farming-"
"You don't look like a farm boy." said Exile.
"Yeah, well, I've been lifting trucks." said Shag.
"Trucks?" Exile asked. "Damn!"
It started thundering.
"Well, I guess we better go in." said Exile.
"Yep." said Shag.
They then walked in to where the unfinished semi was.
"Where are Blitz and Shania?" asked Shag.
"They're probably shagging." said Exile.
"That is not funny." said Shag.
"Yeah, but that would be true right?" asked Exile. "Look at the facts. The truck's paint job is unfinished... They annoy each other and us-"
"If that's the case, they're doing it with Hunter too." said Shag.
"Nope." said Exile. "He's with Colleen."
For those of you that expected a real sex scene between Blitz and Shania, I would have to say that I apologize.