"AHHHHH!" yelled the trio, consisting of; Link, Master Chief, and the Elite/The Arbiter.

*Whump*

"Oww!" complained Arby.

"Where are we!" Asked Chief

"Who are you!" Asked a evil voice

Link got up... "Gannon..."

Link was not wearing his Spartan armour, but was in his usual green tunic.

"You look weird now" Commented Arby

"I get that allot..." Link sighed

"Can I kill this guy?" Asked Chief "is he an enemy?"

"You can try..."

Chief took a sniper out and shot Gannon in the head.

"Oh goddess my face!" He howled, he was hurt but not dead.

"I'll finish him!" Link said "someone shoot him first... something made of light!"

Arby pulled out a beam rifle which was the closest thing they would get and shot Gannon, and Link did a jump with his Sword and stabbed Gannon in the head crystal thing...

"That was easy..." Link thought

Soon Dahness hyrule came out, and didn't even notice the Spartan or the Elite

They went thru a convo that I'm too lazy to write out (besides it's boring plus it is the longest cut scene in Windwaker!)

Soon they found themselves on outset island...

"What just happened?" Asked Chief

"Hey! I just realised as soon as we got here you turned into a 13 year old! I thought you were 16?" Said Arby

"Hey?" Link looked at himself "weird!"

"Hey! Link!" said a man off in a field "finally return to help cut the grass eh!"

"Shut it! I've cut your fucking grass for my whole life, go screw yourself!" Shouted Link

"Language young man!" He said

"Fine, fine, fine... **** you!"

"Better!"

"BIG BROTHER!" Said a cheery voice

"Oh ****"

Link's sister Aryll ran into him and gave him a bear hug.

"GET OFF! AHHH! GTFO!"

The Arbiter and Master Chief had to suppress cracking up... even though everyone was looking at them funny... but hey monsters were common, maybe they figured they were tame monsters of something?

"Not now Aryll! I have to go to windfall!" Link explained

"Fine..." She complied and Link went over to the dock "Damn... the KORL 'aint gonna fit us all...I'll tweak it!" he said

Soon they were on their way with two platforms on both sides of the KORL with seaplane type things under them like skis.

It was so hot that chief had to turn on AC in his suit and the Arbiter had to drag himself in the water parts at a time to cool off.

"I'll admit Link, nice world you have here!" Commented The Arbiter

"Thanks were almost to Dragon Roost now!"

"Why do they call it that?" Asked Arby

A few minutes later

"Oh... that's why..."

A huge dragon was, um... roosted, on top of the island.

"Behold!" Exclaimed Link "ALL IT's ROOSTINESS!"

"So what are we doing here?" asked chief

"I need a golden feather from a friend who had hundreds!"

"Why?"

"So I can mix a cure!"

*sigh*

Up right before the entrance to the Rito Domain

"WHOA!" Screamed Medli "Monsters! Link HELP!"

"They're ok Medli chill!" Link sighed

"Whoa!" gasped Chief and Arbiter "Bird person!"

Link rolled his eyes like he couldn't believe how quickly Arby n' the chief had become so stupid!

"Oookay... now that that's out of the way can I get down to the reason I'm here!" Link asked

"Fine... shoot." Medli said

"Shoot!" Chief Exclaimed and started firing his AR into the clouds

"Unbelievable!" Link yelled over the Chief's gunfire "Look, I need a golden feather!"

"Why!" Medli asked "And will you shut him up?"

Link nodded at Arby, who tackled Chief off the edge into the water below.

"Well, that works" Link sighed "I need it cuz Tetra is... sick... and I need it to mix a cure, golden feathers contain a specific type of magic in them that I think will help."

"Oh, ok here" Medli opened a pouch on her side and pulled out a feather.

"Thanks, I will find you another one."

"It's k'... and uh, you gonna get them?" Medli pointed down in the water.

"Yeah, sure"

Later...

"Ok, so now we have to go to Forest Haven to get some Bako baba seeds."

Arby sighed. "So what is it we need again?"

"A golden feather, a few Boko Baba seeds, some of each chu jelly, and a few herbs I can probably get from windfall."

At Haven...

"Ok Chief if you want you can go all rage on the creatures here, just try to salvage the seeds"

Chief did a fist pump "Yes!"

A few hours later...

Chief dumped two sacks of seeds in front of Link

"I said only a few! What did you do kill every plant on the island!"

"Um... nooooo."

Link smacked his forehead "Ah whatever, they can be sold if need be."

"Next to Pawprint Island, to get some chu jelly."

At Pawprint island...

Link hacked another red chu-chu, Arby sliced a green chu-chu with his energy sword and Chief blew up a blue chu-chu.

Last thing I need is some herbs from Windfall and were good...

At windfall...

"Maybe you guys should stay here while I get the stuff I need, you may scare the locals"

Arby seemed to understand but chief seemed a bit ticked off.

"I'll be back in a minute"

A minute and 3 seconds later...

"That was a minute and three seconds Link!"

"Yeah, so who else but you was counting!"

"So genius, how do we get back?"

"We need a bang of magic, like what sent me to your world in the first place."

"And where will we find that? That Gannon dude is dead and you can't do it by yourself."

"No... That's true... but I think I know where we can find someone else!"

"Who? And where?"

"We will have to look around... but I do have a few candidates."

(Speeding time up)[that funny hurried music plays, you know the one with the trumpet or something.]

*at Dragon Roost*

Link: Valoo do you have strong magic?

Valoo: No

*at Forest haven*

Link: GDT do you have strong magic?

GDT: no

*At headstone island*

Link: Medli, do you have strong magic?

Medli: no

*At... where ever the wind temple is...* [I forget]

Link: Makar do you have strong magic?

Makar: no

*Link flops on KORL and sighs*

"Welp... I'm outta ideas!"

MC and Arby groaned. "So were stuck here!" they both said

Later...

"Ok Link, we've been drifting around on the sea for days now! What's the prob?" Arby asked

"Well, If I remember correctly there is a ship around here that should have what it takes to-"

"Oi! Link! Is that par-say the ship you are looking for?" MC yelled

"Wh- oh shi-" Link started before they crashed into the bow of the ghost ship...

Sorry for the abrupt ending, I just want to get back to halo, and cure Tetra... (Crap! Spoilers! I gotta work on that!)