Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto... Well, let's just say that Sakura would not be weak.

Theme: 47. Creation

Number of words: Exactly 100

Pairing: Itachi x Sakura

Rating: K

Warnings: My Sakura can cook.


Uchiha Itachi was many things; killer; prodigy; sex god. He had many name and many talents, but he could not cook for the life of him. Whenever he was sent on extended missions with a team he was forbidden, by the Hokage, to cook.

Sakura, on the other hand, was a sous-chef in comparison to her boyfriend. Despite her protests some teams requested to take missions with her because she was such a good cook.

Itachi wasn't amused.

"Sakura, tonight I will be making dinner."

An hour later...

"What the hell is this disgusting creation you have thrust upon me?"


a/n: this is really random but i would like to know if anyof you nave ever written something and then gone back later and looked at and been like "woah. was i high when i wrote that?"