Alright! I'm back and so is chapter 2 of 'A Wicked Invasion'! Note that I do not own 'Invader Zim', but Zora Ozbourne is mine to mold and do as I please! I might post fanart later on Deviant Art, so I'll keep you all posted on that as well. Now, on with the story!
Zim walked out of class as soon as bell rang, only to go as far as past the corner of the hallway and waited for Dib to catch up.
"Zim, wait up! Where the hell are - ack!" Dib was pulled in by Zim, only to see the alien blush madly.
"DIB-STINK! WHO IS THAT GIRL?" Dib held a firm grip on his shirt collar, trying not to choke.
"I told you, Zim! She's a friend of my sisters', and she's obviously from Salem, and... oh, don't tell me!" Zim stared at Dib with curiosity. "and what?" Dib looked at Zim with an even bigger and goofier smile than before.
"You like her? Ha! Zim, you NEVER liked anyone else in all your years, let alone a girl!"
Zim blushed even more than ever. "Dude, you never asked about any kid, even new ones. The only people you had EVER concerned yourself with are me and Gaz."
Zim pondered over the statement for some time, until finally his face fell. "Oh shit!"
Dib looked at him with concern, probably one of the rarest times that he ever was concerned himself about the Irken. "What? What is it, Zim?"
Zim turned madly towards his human friend and screamed, "Dib-stink! There is no way I can like this human! She's- she's- revolting!"
"She's my friend, IDIOT." The boys jumped to find Gaz standing right behind them. "So, you have a crush on Zora?"
Zim straightened himself and merely responded, "No, of course not. She is, however, rather... intriguing." Gaz simply looked at him and nodded. "Well, I'm going to go see her right now. She's coming over Dib, so don't try to do anything stupid." Dib shrugged, "M-kay. It's not like I'm going to bother ya anyway."
"No, but HE might." She glared over at Zim, who gawked at this criticism. "And WHY, Gaz-human, would I go near that girl? HA! Preposterous! To think that I, Zim, would go near that cute girl!"
Dib couldn't hold it any longer, and broke down in laughter. "You are such a dork, Zim! BWAHAHAHA!" He started rolling all over the hall floor, causing some students to look over where they were at.
Gaz kicked her brother in the stomach, causing him to grunt in pain. "Idiots. If you're both going to be around, then at least try not to make such a huge commotion or be a distraction. It's been almost ten years since I saw Zora, and I'm not going to have my retarded brother and his stupid alien friend ruin MY first sleepover party with MY best friend!"
Gaz quickly turned heel and headed down the hall, which her next class was with Zora for the time being.
Dib got up, aching with pain in his abdomen. Zim looked over the pathetic human boy for some aid and comfort. "Well, what do you make of this now, Dib-stink?"
Dib adjusted his glasses, "Let's just say, that it's going to be a very long, and possibly painful day."
Skool was finally over and now the weekend had just begun. Zim looked rather exhausted from all of the 'excitement' that he went through during the day, what with the introduction of Zora and his pleasant lecture from Dib's sister. 'Not to mention the dissecting of a cow's stomach in anatomy.', Zim shuddered at the thought of that. How do humans get through that nasty stuff and manage to get jobs not pertaining to dissecting living or dead things?
Dib was too busy looking over his new digest of 'Paranormal Weekly', looking up the new gadgets and gizmos that were posted up. He knew his sister wouldn't be so happy as to having him and Zim lurking around inside the house, so he was able to arrange matters by camping outdoors in the tree-house in their backyard, making Zim sleep over as well.
"Dib-stink, why do you even insist that I come over to your filthy house, let alone peep on Gaz and Zora-human?"
Dib sighed and placed his magazine away in his backpack. "Will you relax Zim? We're not peeping, we are merely... observing them."
"Which is the same thing as peeping! You filthy dirt-child! I would never stoop this low! Besides, what's the good of it, where's the enjoyment?"
Dib smirked at the ex-invader. "Hey, if you're lucky, you just might see her in her underwear."
Zim froze from walking as his countenance grew beet red with the thought creeping into his mind.
"Ahh, see? You dog, you. You do like Zora, otherwise, you wouldn't be looking as pathetic as you do now."
Zim jumped towards Dib, bringing him down to the ground attempting to gag him.
"O-okay! You win!" He let the human boy go, coughing in attempts to gather some air.
"Well, now we're here. So, ready for your sister to kick our asses?" Dib smirked while adjusting his glasses, "I dunno. Are you ready to get a good look on your new soon to be girlfriend?"
Zim bashed him in the back of the head, flushed with his antics of making him perverted.
"Dib-stink, you are truly a sad, strange big headed human."
"Gaz, are you sure they'll be fine outside in the yard?" Zora was pulling her hair up in a ponytail, watching the news on Gaz's TV in Gaz's room.
"Yep. Not like those two idiots have anything better to do." Gaz brought in two cans of something to drink: one was a soda for her, and the other was lemon ice tea for Zora. Apparently, Zora had a strong liking for tea more than she did for soft drinks, along with food tastes as well.
"So what's on the news so far? Any deaths, murders, or rapes?" Gaz slumped on the bean-bag chair next to her bed, handing Zora her drink.
"Nope. Although there was a robbery at the central bank, but the guy got arrested. Apparently, he wore a sock for a ski mask and was holding a Nintendo Zapper for a gun."
Gaz scoffed at the information. "What idiots. Thinking they're so smart, that they just bring whatever they find 'dangerous', and only make themselves into a joke. Life is not like elementary skool."
Zora sipped her tea in agreement, but soon jumped due to a loud racket coming from outside.
"What are they doing out there anyways? You sure they're fine out there, Gaz?" Zora turned to her purple haired friend in concern, who was glaring towards the window.
"Looks like there's going to be trouble. Well, I guess we will be having some fun of our own. Zora, let's go to my brother's room. I need help getting some things from there."
"Um, what kind of things are talking here, Gaz?"
Gaz grinned a devious grin. "The kind that makes idiots scream through the night."
Zim began to look anxious, wondering if the girls had heard the commotion coming from their hideout.
"Dib-stink, do you think those females heard that?"
Dib finished piecing his special binoculars together, shaking his head.
"Nah, they won't bother. My sis wouldn't suspect a thing." 'At least... I hope so.' Dib gulped at the thought of Gaz strangling the life out of him if they were ever caught peeping on them.
"Are you sure this is safe? What if they get hurt?"
Zora looked over Gaz's shoulder as she finished putting Dib's ectoplasmic bazooka together, lifting it up to aim out the window.
"Don't worry, Zora. This isn't going to hurt them... much."
Smirking, the purple haired goth is now ready to fire, aiming directly at the tree house.