Okay, so I'm finally back to actually make stuff rather than just lurking in the background and this is mostly just some shit that I thought up last night and thought is was funny.

It was late in the night of Mutsutafu, and most had rested or started resting. Izuku Midoriya was finishing up studying, Katsuki Bakugo was already asleep, and Tenya Iida was reciting all of the laws that he could possibly remember. All was right in the world and everything was the way it should be. Then suddenly, from the boys side of the dorms, a bright beam of light suddenly rose and pierced the sky. In a split second there was so much light, night turned into day and everyone who could see it awoke. But, just as soon as the light came, it petered out.

Inside the dorms, everyone freaked out. Was it the League of Villains? Why would they attack now? As everyone, mostly the students of Class 1A, freaked out. the teachers went to a check on the damage and figured most of it was located in the boys side of the dorms. The teachers went to the students and relayed that the area was safe for now but there was a noticeable crater and in the epicenter was what seemed to be a person.

At the epicenter of the blast, eyes opened and one thing was proviolent in this being's thoughts.

Clarity

It wasn't all muddled by lust anymore, sensible thoughts finally rung through his mind. Not only that, but his eyes were opened to everything. Everything from the largest galaxy to the smallest microbe was now visible and understood to him. And, at this realization ran through him another feeling caught up.

Power

His body felt invigorated as though gallons of pure adrenaline coursed through his veins. He looked as his tiny hands as power he had never felt before manifested within him. Power that could easily rip this world into shreds and just as easily create one in his own image in the palms of his hands.

This reborn entity asked himself what was he doing before this to grant his once frail and pathetic body such power. As he searched into his memory he pushed a little too far back and could see all the way to before the beginning of time, but no, that was not why he was here. he then pushed forwards to just a few seconds before he evolved and he saw he got laid.

…

He wasn't a virgin anymore but, what did that have to to with any of this? As he pondered this question for a few moments something clicked in this ascended boy... no... god's head. If him getting laid was what happened before his ascension, then that means...

Then that means...

this was...

The peak of Post Nut Clarity.

So, what do you think of this? The whole premise of the story was that our little grape pervert was so down bad that post nut clarity ricocheted him into godhood. This sounded like a good premise in my head but, that's just me. Tell me what you think in the comments and if I have the time I'm gonna continue this. Dumbass, out.