AN: Okay, I didn't think this would receive any support at all and I don't know what to do from this point forward, but I will try to make this an actual story. Yeah, still mostly a crack fic but still has a plot and stuff. Do I have that plot right now? No. But, when I do, this story will be legendary.
Not only that but, I also saw people addressing what powers he will have and I don't have a power set for him yet. But, when I do decide to make it clear and his powerset somehow goes against his actions then fuck it, that's on me. Now, we all know that you aren't here to see some guy ramble so, let's get on to the story.
We pick up back where we left off with our rather (*redacted*)... that's weird. Our sho(*redacted*)... Oh, this is gonna get annoying real fast. We pick back up with our definitely very tall newly ascended deity standing in the middle of the crater he has been in for the past five minutes. As he stares at his (*redacted*) hands, people start to crowd around the crater with, most importantly, class 1A being at the front of the pack.
"Before we head into the crater, I need to make a final head count," Aizawa mentions to his students while turning his head. Just a few seconds of scanning later, he turns back around saying, "yep, that's everyone"
"Wait. Aren't we missing someone? What about Mineta?" Denki asks in a slight panic.
"Not much of a loss. His one-track perverted mind brought down any potential he could've had" Aizawa replies a tad sternly.
"But-"
"No buts. Plus, we already checked everywhere else, especially the girls' dorms ad if he's in the crater, he is most definitely dead" Aizawa replied in finality and then started muttering, "This is a big reason why heroes must be ready to act at all times although, it makes no sense. Who would attack us at such an ungodly hour?"
The students start piling into the crater and debris is everywhere. Some students and teachers with strength enhancement or other lifting quirks could be seen either trying to move the debris or search under it and as they move to the center they come across more and more debris until they reach the dead center. In the said dead center, the area is completely untouched by any debris and in a way pristine, like the eye of a storm, and in the middle of it all was one (*redacted*) student, Minoru Mineta unscathed and still staring into his hands as though they held the secrets to the universe. As soon as he was in the view of everyone there was an air of excitement which, as soon as it came, depleted and was replaced with what seemed to be disappointment.
"All of that build-up just for this" inquired Jiro, almost as if speaking for everyone, "what a waste of time."
"No, no, I don't think it was a waste of time," says a smooth and rather tranquil voice, "In all honesty, I think it's all clear now" Everyone turns their heads toward the voice and it's surprisingly coming from Mineta who finally lifted his head from his hands.
"Okay… that was cryptic as all hell," some random background character says.
Before anyone can continue speaking, Mineta lifts his left hand and snaps and in just a moment everything happened. Stars, galaxies, alternate universes, an emo villainous Izuku, the creation of life, Nejire Hado's cleavage, and literal atoms were displayed to see in each person's mind, and as soon as they appeared it all vanished to see everyone suddenly squeezed together in Mineta's room with all of the damage done by the explosion gone
"Excuse me, what in the he-" but before that sentence could be finished a light flashed and everyone disappeared from the room as if nothing happened.
And there you have it, that's the end of the second chapter. But why is it so (*redacted*) … I can't even say it in the author's notes… either way, it is the length it is because I quite literally have no time to write at all with the added bonus of I don't even know what to write because I don't have a plot. This was just supposed to be some idea but, fuck it I'ma continue for y'all. (I don't hate this story, I just didn't think I'd get this far)