Haku is currently sulking in a corner by himself, god knows where Naruto is but currently I'm not really in a caring mood. I was able to contain my laughter while sitting next to my depressed girly man. "She is just so beautiful…" Haku moped. I have to give him credit, even when Haku is crying he is very careful not to smear his make-up.
"Would going to a salon make you feel better?" I asked him in a soft but sweet tone, knowing this is his weakness. Haku blinked up at me for a moment and forced out a smile and nod. "Well that sucks cause it's not in my budget this week. What else do you want?" He sweat dropped then laid down on my bed. Sighing I sat down beside it and stared at him.
"Has this every happened before?" He whispered curiously. The question was vague but I understood it immediately. I shook my head making him laugh harshly. We've never taken each other's significant others before. Naruto is the first to do this. "I'm going to kill him!" Haku screamed suddenly up and at attention. The room is kind of small so when he got up ready to kill the world I had to move over so that he could have some room.
"Think this is something I could have fun with and join?" I asked mildly curious. I'll join if that's the case. I've been sitting next to this crybaby for a couple hours now and am incredibly bored. Haku seemed to think it over which is smart. Most people just say yes or no without consideration, but sometimes you need me and sometimes you should know I'm going to go way overboard.
"You can hang out and watch. If I need you then you can join in." He said with a skeptical look. We walked over to his and Naruto's dorm, I was pretty proud of him for not trashing the place but then again it was kinda boring that he didn't do anything to the blonds stuff. I mean I would at least paint in really hot pink 'Naruto's an idiot' on the wall of his side of the room.
"Do you have something planned?" I asked him breathing in the mildly warm air. Someone's left their window open since we can smell the Sakura Trees outside. I scratched the side of my cheek lightly with my pointer finger as he left the room with something in his hands. I didn't recognize it at first but when I did a slow smirk covered my lips.
"Yeah I got a plan. This time no one's going to think I'm a girl." Haku laughed evilly with his head tilted back and the laughter coming from the gut. It was really convincing but I knew when people saw this little man with the paint ball gun they're going to think a girl is going after her ex boyfriend. Our state is just weird. Every girl goes crazy with revenge to the point where no one really cares or notices anymore. Temari blew up her ex's car and didn't get caught for it even though her boyfriend pointed the finger at her.
Luckily she's going out with Shikamaru right now and the only way to get in a fight with him… is if you try to kill him, but there's really no reason to that with the cool laid back cloud lover. If you want him to actually care… then yeah he's a dead man walking, but other than that, other than that; I thought in a blow off tone.
Naruto and Temari were in a café having some coffee when Haku aimed and fired. A huge burst of black was all over his stomach as he doubled over. I burst out laughing, even though he probably got a serious injury, while Haku just aimed again. Man Haku's finally grown a pair! I think this means we should hold a party for him but I'm not for sure. If so then I guess that means I gotta invite Gaara then kick his ass for leaving me alone after freshmen year of high school. That was just cruel.
Naruto looked up with a glare and shouted for Haku to come out. I put a hand on his shoulder and smirked before standing up myself. "Hey Naruto you should really watch it. If you like someone wait till the couple breaks up and ask your best friend for permission. Things just might get a bit ugly." I said with a tired sigh, completely acting of course. Naruto glared harder.
"You're having fun and you know it. Since this is his first time you're probably helping all his plans and making sure that my first date goes bad!" He shouted letting me know just how angry he is. I narrowed my eyes and turned around dragged Haku with me. If he's going to get mad then I'm going to do some bad stuff too. I'll help out and make this date a living hell. I just need to make some phone calls…
"Are you sure this is going to work?" He asked as we watched Naruto and Tenten have a romantic stroll through a park. I nodded and dialed a number I was all too familiar with. Instantly Sasori walked out and began to flirt with Tenten while Hidan tried to kidnap Naruto. Of course she would notice her newest boyfriend being taken away but… that was part of the plan. Haku ran out and helped his best friend, since we all know just how twisted Hidan is and what the torture would be like.
I watched in silence as the plan began to work. The girl swoons over her ex honey's bravery completely ignoring her new man. I smiled at this but then frowned slowly when Tenten patted Haku's shoulder then turned and hugged Naruto slightly looking worried. We can't compete with this, we're not going to fight.
This is love.