* this is my first fix so go easy on the flames, so percy and the gang find fanfiction and I thought it would be cool if we saw their reactions to certain stories PM me if you want me to do any fanfic in particular
Disclaimer: I am most obviously not Rick Riordan... or am I?! Just kidding, I'm not*
Ever since the giant war ended Percy felt like life was too boring, this morning he had borrowed Deadalus's laptop from Annabeth and was now surfing the web.
After searching his name, between a bunch old news articles and praises to Rick Riordan (who the Hades was this guy?) Percy found a web address, something about fanfiction and percy jackson and the Olympians... wait... the Olympians?! Holy Hephaestus! Intruiged percy clicked on the file to the point of almost busting the right click button or whatever it's called
*about a minute later*
"Schist..."
~*line break*~
the demigods all hurried towards the lava wall, carefully avoiding it to sit in the grass by the laptop, annabeth came to the front and clicked on the first file.
yet another goode story
percy groaned "how do they know my school?!...stalkers..."
skip the authors note
"who the hades is rick riordan and why would he own us?!" leo A/N i know im overusing ?! i just cant resist.
percy (still awestruck) "persassyness?! i cant believe i hadnt thought of that! pure genius!"
The Giant War was over. Okay, it's really hard to sound serious and say that. I mean, I might as well say the Really, Really Big War,
some snickers from the crowd "only you perce... i nk it mightve been more than a really, really big war
because that's how serious it sounds. Anyway, excuse my ADHD brain, the war was over, there were a few deaths, but nothing that bad. I was sure they were all in Elysium,
everyone looked down at their feet
so even though I felt bad, I wasn't taking a guilt trip, they had died heroes. The person I was really worried about was Annabeth.
awwwwwww" cooed the entire Aphrodite cabit, even piper "he is worried about you!"
I hadn't left her side since Tartarus, not until yesterday that is. It was killing me to not be with her, anything could happen.
"admit it seaweed brain you need me there to keep your podex from being kicked"
i know wise girl, i never said i didnt"
From the moment I got in the car to leave camp, scenarios ran through my mind of everything that could possibly go wrong. I knew I shouldn't be worried, she was at camp. She was staying to rebuild after the Romans… err I don't want Jason to get mad at me for saying anything bad, but there needs to be some rebuilding.
im not mad... it sure needs rebuilding though"
She would be perfectly safe at camp, really, I was in more danger than she was. At least that's what I told myself. It just didn't feel right to not have her at my side. I had already arranged to spend every weekend at camp, but that still wouldn't be enough. Whenever I was walking, I found myself turning around to see if Annabeth was keeping up, but she was never there. She was a hole that couldn't be filled.
"awwww" ill let you guess who said that
Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to be telling a story, not just talking about Annabeth, and her beautiful gray eyes, and her perfect blonde curls, and they way she punches me in the arm and ends up hurting herself
annabeth frowned
, and… Right, story time. It was my first day of Junior Year. I didn't really know what to expect. I didn't have all that many friends, Freshman year I mostly hung out with Rachel, and last year I only had a few months before a certain goddess (*cough* Hera *cough*) decided to abduct me.
everyone growled at the mention of the goddess
Paul parked the car in his teacher's parking space. I will honestly say the best part of having a stepdad that works at your school is that you get to park super close to the building. The worst part is that you have to get there super early, 7:30. Class didn't start 'til 8, so I had time to kill.
"Have a good first day, Percy," Paul said. He smiled like he knew something I didn't.
i hate it when people do that, smile like they know things i dont" everyone nodded to this, they all hate it.
"You too," I said. Paul walked off towards the teacher's lounge. I decided I would try to find some of the people I had been kind of friends with last year. Best case scenario they remember me and decide not to ask too many questions. I knew people would ask questions, and I did have a cover story: I went to live with my cousins in California. It was sort of true.
i still cant get over how we're all related... makes dating kinda awkward"
"get over it kelp head" thalia added the last part under her breath "doesnt make you hold back at all"
I walked towards the cafeteria, I remembered that people liked to hang out there in the mornings last year. On my way past I passed a group of girls wearing way too much makeup. They looked like Grover that one time he broke Drew's hairbrush and they attacked him.
grover cowered from the glare drew sent him
Yeah, I do have pictures, but I'm a good friend, so you can't see them.
a few chuckles
One of them, who looked like an Oompa Loompa from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
you have the strangest thoughts seaweed brain"
gaped open mouthed at me. I felt incredibly uncomfortable. My first thought was that I had forgotten to wear pants or maybe there was a hellhound attacking me. Then I thought maybe there was a hellhound attacking me and it had stolen my pants. I turned around, no hellhound. I looked down, my pants were present. Why was she staring at me?
"Hey cutie," the Oompa Loompa called.
stay away from my seaweed brain"
Did I mention that Oompa Loompa's creep me out?
the stoll brothers A/N everyone think their twins! no they're brothers!
smiled mischievously
"Hi," I said nervously.
"Are you new?" she asked.
"Sort of," I stammered. Despite the fact that we had to wear a uniform, she somehow made it…not uniform. Her black skirt was hiked up really high, she wore some very painful looking heals, and her purple shirt looked really tight. I felt sorry for her, the uniform was uncomfortable enough as it was, but her version looked like torture.
most of the girls in the crowd grimaced
"beauty takes pain honey" drew says as she plucked at her unibrow
"How are you sort of new?" the girl asked.
"Well, I went here, but then I didn't go here, and now I go here," I explained.
"I remember you, you were in my Geometry class! You're the kid who disappeared after winter break!" another cried.
"hot that right..."
"I remember, Peter Johnson, right?" another asked
"whats mr D doing there?"
"its percy jackson"
"It's Percy Jackson,"
dont repeat yourself perce"
I said. I swear to Zeus if that girl was Mr. D in disguise…
"Well, Percy, how would you like to start off the school year with a new girlfriend?" the Oompa Loompa asked.
"No thanks, I have a girlfriend," I said quickly. I tried to escape the group of girls, but they formed a wall. I really would have rather faced a hellhound. At least I knew how to fight a hellhound. A bunch of girls with bigger make-up addictions than Aphrodite, I was clueless.
"admitting your problem is thevfirst step towards recovery" saod nico trying to kedp a straight face
"Oh, who's this girlfriend?" the Oompa Loompa asked.
"Uh, she doesn't go here."
"Where does she go?"
"She's homeschooled,"
we are so proud of you perce"
that was almost true. Camp Half-Blood is like home, and there are books. Alright, fine, I'm a dirty liar.
"I think your making her up," she said.
"No, she's real," I said, and then I saw it. Across the yard I saw a flash of blonde hair and two piercing gray eyes. "And she's here!"
annabeth frowned "what am i doing there?"
jason had other question in mind "should we continue?
so should they? all rights go to rick and arrieta vistosoalso thx to laura3pjhghphoO