Disclaimer: I have never owned, nor will I ever own Naruto.

Theme: 21. Vacation

Number of words: Exactly 100

Pairing: Itachi x Sakura

Rating: T

Warnings: threatening of bodily harm.


The onsen was relaxing, and she felt muscles that she didn't even know she had relax. It was the best vacation she'd had in a long time. No sudden wars, no ninja battles ruining her day, and relaxation.

The door burst open.

Well, speak of the devil.

A body slammed through a wall. Sakura stood up, pulled Itachi up by his collar and shrieked, "If you ever interrupt my vacation again, I swear I will castrate you with a rusty spoon!"

Itachi was slightly terrified, irritated beyond belief, and reminded of his mother. That was probably not a good sign.